I feel the need to write a victory haiku…damn it Amy has infected me with the haiku obsession.

The newspaper done
My articles are pretty
I am now at zen

Jon is really dumb
Smack him with a large lead weight
He is still as stupid

>OKGO - We Dug A Hole

I just felt I should post an exhibit of Jon’s stupidity for the whole world to see. He was trying to convince me that KFC food is just as healthy as a chicken you could get from Safeway. He made a completely nonsensical argument, and got pissed off when I asked what he meant by it.

Jon: well it’s unhealthy to be all freakish about what goes in your body…like ppl in general. it’s not going to kill them, and it’s not like ppl can just xcersize.

How does that argue for his point? He needs to get a brain. What a frickin’ loser. God I feel smart.

>OKGO - Don’t Ask Me
>OKGO - C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips

Today I just got back from the printing press place, I went with the Drift staff to see the paper printed, I HAVE THREE ARTICLES IN IT!!!! YAY!!! Reading the newspaper and going “I wrote that!” was almost better than an orgasm. We went out for pizza and stuff afterwards, it was really fun, I was kind of hanging out with Amy because I’d never talked to her before, and I got kind of pissed at Daniela for flaunting her thing with that dude in front of Amy. I could really sympathize with Amy because I’d been in a similar situation. Daniela flipped Amy off for no damn reason, that pissed me off. Maybe she had a reason, but still that was really crude. I just got back and it’s like eleven. My dad is so trusting, I could have been smoking pot or something all that time, but I guess he knows me too well. Molly is such a cool person…maybe I shouldn’t say that because I’m going to e-mail her my blog address…but it’s true. I’ve never met someone so…I don’t know what the word is…maybe non-hypocritical, but that kind of sounded like a veiled insult rather than a compliment. Hmm. Josh drove me home, it was weird to talk to a member of the male persuasion, I have like no male friends (that aren’t gay) at all…I don’t know why. Maybe it’s insecurities or something…fuck I don’t have time to psychoanalyze myself right now, it’s like 11:00. I’m talking to Jon, he quite possibly is the stupidest person in Humboldt County. I have come to zen with the fact that I only talk to him because it makes me feel like a fucking GENIUS. And probably everyone else with half a brain feels the same way. Right now he’s trying to convince me that KFC chicken is just as healthy as stuff you’d buy from Safeway. I rest my case. Daniela said the funniest thing today, I was talking about how I couldn’t get her pet band, OKGO, out of my head, she was all “Yes! I’ve created another OKGO minion!” It was great. I’m listening to them now (obviously). Hmm, what else happened today…I don’t even remember English, I never learn anything in that shithole of a class, Mr. Letko is the coalescence of self-righteous evil, but I did get an A on the plan, rough draft, and final draft of my ‘remembered person’ essay. Loser. The Art Nazi told Daniela that since she went to film school, Daniela should have done part of the lecture. The thing with the Art Nazi’s classes is this: she pretends to teach, and we pretend to learn. I guess that goes for everybody but the bumbling obese idiot that always sits in the back and verbally vomits imbecility. Gosh, I’m not being judgemental, no, not at all. Eh, it’s my blog, I’m not trying to make people happy or win a Pullitzer Prize, it’s just me. Hmm…I suppose that’s all that happened today. God, I need to buy my hair dye, my roots are like two inches now. Dang, this is the longest rambling I’ve done in a while.

Today was kind of mediocrely maybe cool. Well the first half was great, energetic and great, but after art everything took on a shitty feel. I’m typing this in the Drift office, Amy is talking about getting Josh from the room where there are dead bodies… I walked over and saw Heather this morning, we had a cool conversation, then I met Dani, Stephanie and Kevin’s brother…English was lame…well I’ll finish this later, I’m going with Amy to find Josh then we’re going to watch the printing in Smith River.