Went to the HSU design workshop, and wrote haikus all during the trip. Ones I really like have an asterisk (*). Here they are:
Layout design class
HSU on a field trip
I think we should leave
Waiting for Molly
we are very very cold
oh look here they are
Daniela is late
she is not going to come
she has a fever
I bought a muffin
How did Josh and Molly meet?
Want to do Yoga
*Early morning walks
I love the light in the trees
I love these glasses!
Wants to walk her dog
She is from the CCC
No dogs were allowed
Right before I left
I love driving by myself
I talk to myself
There is lots of Elk
There is a really old trail
I saw an eagle.
The woman in back
Could someone crack a window?
Crack is what she gets.
*Molly likes Crsipix
Eats them every morning
they are just like Chex
We must turn it up
Josh says we should blast his song
“Down, down, down,” it says
Black and yellow lines
stretching to infinity
Josh’s music blasts
Wow! Look at the elk!
turkey vulture in windshield
classical music
Road trip with the Drift
Amy’s hairspray smells like
a flaming banana
The sunny sandbar
someone backed into her car
Jesus, who? Susan!
*You should honk your horn
Speed limit is 35
Bicyclists: 10 points.
“Get down,” the song says
We would have had to buy tapes
I can bop and drive
Like no one is there
take a field trip to fern creek
and get married there
*I see two hickmobiles
Dilapidated trailer
Oh crap…it’s Oreck
Hot dogs and jerky
I don’t think we’re gonna stop
Crazy burl sculptures
The street is named harpst
Student Buisiness Services
Ooh…a cute cop
Ooh big tall stairway
gosh it’s like a little town
lots of big tall trees
*carrying propane
a kind of hot guy walks by
must go can’t ogle
Molly must park van
we are critiquing papers
in a giant hall
three of us moved up
he is asking us to rate
our school’s newspaper
these people are weird
this chick has french tip toenails
there are stupids here
I keep a journal
I am not a journalist
Daniela writes too
That old guy is dumb
Psuedo-morals work real well
What an old dumbfuck
This other doofus
Who sits down and right of us
Won’t shut his fat mouth
Intelligent guy
Showing us Maxim pages
Hey, I guess it’s news
An intermission
There are some kind of hot guys
I like this workshop
*Molly needs caffiene
Whoa, there is a huge painting
I love HSU
Love bohemians
We should wander around more
Amy walks real fast
*Molly wants poking
The paper really needs it
Poke in those small blurbs
He likes pics of squirrels
He really likes some drama
Flexibility
I hate my star sign
Scorpios are not too nice
Too many strangers
These weird lumberjacks
This one dude is named Louis
He is the leader
An exacto knife
this one chick is quite tired
we must use scissors
really big pictures
I don’t know why I came here
she loves “do or die”
keep it in your pants
I doubt Louis can cut straight
The chick can’t either
Apples suck badly
I want to start a paper
Maybe I shouldn’t
Is that one sticky?
The sidebar’s about the quake
Stick it under this
I’ve contributed
They are cutting and pasting
We should add a map
Who cares about sports
Shut your motherfucking mouth
Damn irrelevant
I like our paper
It looks like a real paper
We should turn it in
*I see a hot guy
How glorious this place is
I am immature
Oh my god I see
A dude that is quite hotter
They are everywhere
*I should stop writing
People are looking at me
But I don’t quite care
*I see a big stage
People are playing music
Um…and now we eat
Hot guy with nachos
I think I’m in paradise!
This eden of flesh
I want a cell phone
“Trust me, they are not worth it”
“Do you want my food?”
I just can’t get over
The amazing pick of this
Sweet array of guys
We play frisbee on
HSU’s leafy lawn
People think we’re weird
*Lunch is now over
A hot guy is behind me
And not in that way
OVerall package
We’re looking at our pages
Some of them are cool
They’re all the same page
But scorpios chosed different
Our paper sucked
We all crowd around
A big mechanical box
The vending machine
Smells like Eureka
Pot and cigarettes abound
These people are weird
The hot guy is gone
I greatly want to ogle
Where is Daniela????
The hot guy is back
I want to slowly rape him
I think I’m lonely
More like I’m horny
I am having lots of fun
Although I’m tired
Look at all the fonts
Spoonful of nuclear waste
Always the same font
*Fonts are expensive
Different fonts for different jobs
Oh god! Orgasm!
A big pumpkin page
Art and modular layout
Human rights panel
*Data and Drama
Bigh photo, little photo
Oh! It’s a balloon!
A ten-minute break
I have too many pockets
Beer and cigarettes
Better than in there
It’s kind of chilly out here
Are you buying this?
The hot guy’s not hot
I think the class is over
Now go have some fun
Disturbing flashbacks
I can’t believe Peng is a whore
Coming back to me
Funny graffiti
In the little soundproofed room
“I love that cartoon!”
I like Arcata
I see more sorta cute guys
They have fashion sense
Ate at a cool bar
I got a small fish taco
I ate Molly’s fries
Went and got ice cream
Some guy went and carved pumpkins
We had to drive back
We played lots of games
Some of them got real raunchy
We have good humor
