Yesterday Jared was grating cheese and he was all hunched over it and smiling, and he’s all “Nobody’s like Jared.” It was the funniest thing ever. He made me post it–it was a great moment.
Owie–I hit my knee on the couch. :( Must watch another episode of Family Guy before I write this post.
Jared: “I haven’t had a glass of water in weeks–my pee is purple.”
Um, some stuff happened, I don’t really remember. Kathy went on a date with Cole–that’s pretty much all I remember other than getting to the 2/3 mark on Choke. Oh, I showed Kelly that video of the guy getting his head cut off and she was disturbed, so was Jared. I thought they had been desensitized to violence. I so wanted to tell Jared when he went over to his girlfriend’s house “If you feel like you’re going to finish too soon, just think of the guy getting his head cut off.” But I didn’t. Kelly and I made Rice Krispies treats and watched Family Guy with Jared, he’s started 1984. Glorious. He has a copy of Brave New World, I’m so loaning it to Taggart even though it’s not mine. Gosh–I can’t remember what happened today. I masturbated in the bathroom–I don’t know why, probably just to convince myself that I’m not dependent on Taggart for sex, and his confession that he masturbates excessively makes me want to match his stamina. I would masturbate all the time, but I’m just too damn lazy. Damn people who care about orgasms more than lounging around on the couch reading. It is very arousing thinking that Taggart could be masturbating at the exact same moment–or as in the case of earlier today, that I was masturbating in the exact place that he did a few days ago. Mmmm….fun. I can’t wait until this weekend, he had to work today and yesterday. It’s not that I want to have sex with him, I just want to make out with him and hold him–I haven’t seen him in days. God. Jared and I are joking about me raping him while he’s on muscle relaxers. He’s talking to his girlfriend. I just want to say that I HATE DAVE MATTHEWS. He needs to be given a cyanide enema.
