I LOVE Eddie Izzard. Daniela and I had SOOOO much fun today–it was crazy, starting in Religions of the World we were all “why don’t we just make a jihad about everything” so we were all “Let’s Jihad to Political Science” and all this related tomfoolery (I love that word) like “Gosh, let’s be Sikhs–we’ll take any religion and combine it.” Well, I must go to photography–I’ll finish this post later.
Monday was kind of fun, I got ready and Jordan came over and picked me up. I had to be at the Drift Office at twelve, that’s when Molly and I were going to rendezvous and do layout. We did layout until 1:30, when I had Biology. We had a quiz, which I think I failed, and then he lectured for a while. I kind of got it. I need to study–I can’t wing that class. But the book is so big–I hate lugging it around. Well anyway, after that we had lab and did this experiment with yeast cells and sodium flouride that had to go for an hour, so I went and did more Drift-ness until the experiment was done, and came back and did more after class. I called Jordan and asked him what he was doing, and if it would be cool to hang out at six (to give me another hour of layout time). He was cool with it and in an hour he showed up. Amy was about to leave, so we all left together. Jordan and I went to my house, then he had this idea to walk down to Kellogg beach. I really didn’t want to, but I loaded my camera with some 200 and decided to make it a photography trip. We walked all the way down there, and hung out for a bit, but then these hick trucks showed up so we went up in the dunes to evade them, and walked way around the end of the road and then back. We were going to go to Pacific Shores to take pictures, but I decided that it would look exactly the same, the last time we were there it was dark. So we just went back. We randomly fooled around in the woods, that was fun, then we got back to my house, talked by his car for a while, then he went home. I watched TV for a bit, then went on the computer and wrote Kelly back. She’s the coolest person ever. And she’s becoming friends with Nicole (Linkin Park Frenchie, Taggart’s ex)–how weird. I hope Nicole actually is a cool person and we can start the Taggart’s exes support group, in true Chuck Palahniuk style. Well, my dad and I voted this morning. I voted no on all the propositions and since I had a democratic ballot had no choice on anything other than the democratic primary, which I voted randomly on. I was going to research all the candidates and make an educated choice, but it would have taken too much time. If only there was a website that concisely showed what they all believed in, like this:
Darius L. Capulet (U.S. Senate)
Choice/Abortion: Choice
Gay Marraige: Yes
NAFTA: Doesn’t Care
Something like that–but no—the candidates want people to vote on 99% appearance. Reminds me of the “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech. Without further ado, Eddie Izzard:
But it � back in the 60s, though, back in the 60s, President Kennedy became the President of the United States of America. And uh, and he we � he went to Berlin. Went � stood on the Berlin wall and he said, �People of Berlin�� �[bad Kennedy impersonation] People of Berlin.� I can�t do an impression of President Kennedy so this is� �People of Berlin. Amy dumped � � No, James Mason playing uh, um� �People of Berlin, I have come to you to tell you something about the American states � what is � I � I sound a bit God, don�t I? But I have come to say to you that every free citizen of the world is a citizen of Berlin. And I wish to say to you, �Ich bin ein Berliner.� � And the crowd went fucking wild.
Trouble is, �Ich bin ein Berliner� means �I am a donut,� and uhh� This is true, and this is what he said, he said �I am a donut!� And, as I say, 70% of how you look, 20% of how you sound, only 10% is what you say. He said �I am a donut� and they went *wild*! You know. Because �Ich bin Berliner� is �I am a Berliner.� But �Ich bin *ein* Berliner,� is � that�s the name of a donut they have there. And it�s like going to Frankfurt � �I am a Frankfurter!� �Yeah, we�ve heard about that one, Jackie.� Hamburg � �I am a Hamburger, too!� It � lucky he didn�t do a tour of Germany, heh. �I am a Hamburger, a Frankfurter, and a donut.�
So true. LMAO. Well shit, I went on my Neopets (Yes, laugh. Go ahead.) account today (I haven’t played it in months) and I had 50,000 Neopoints! My shop completely sold out while I wasn’t playing, which is so cool. I’m going to buy more expensive items, which is great because you make more from the markup. But crap, I have a test on Hinduism at 9:30 and know nothing about it–I’m only on the “roots of Indian religion” chapter. Hmm–Neopets or lame religions. I see the scales of Justice (yes, capital-J) towering above me–the answer is Neopets. At least until eight.
