I just heard the most blasphemous joke ever:

How do you stop six black men from gang-raping a white woman?
Throw a basketball.

So bad, but so funny. Daniela would so slap me. Drove around with Royce and James tonight. I guess Royce and James are going out–they were holding hands and Royce pierced James’ tounge. Hm. We were planning on going to the club Wednesday but I was talking with Daniela about it and I realized it’s so not going to be fun with Jordan and Royce. Nothing against them, it just won’t be a uber-fun me and Daniela adventure if they tag along. I think I’m going to lie to Jordan and go with Daniela. Well, we wouldn’t be able to sleep in if Jordan went because he has school in the morning. And I HATE not being able to sleep in after a fun night. Kelly e-mailed me. And so did Taggart– so weird. Here it is:

“my e-mail is gay i can’t acsess it!
so this is my new acount
talk to me”

Talk about being succinct. Well, I’m kind of tired. I’m going to write Taggart back and go to bed.