unless they had some funky-ass surgery

Amy and I are talking about the creepiness of those guys that work at En Vogue. She’s working on this layout thing for the school district. I called the editor dude and it turns out that the medical center didn’t send out my sample until today, so I start work tomorrow. Those people at the medical center are so inept. Amy and I are making prank phone calls. It amuses me. I got all dressed up for nothing. I don’t know what to do now. Maybe I’ll go down to Wal-Mart and get a slushie. Oh, lol, this person left a message on the Drift phone that was all “I was really drunk last night and somebody gave me this number…” It was so funny. I think I’m going to start doing that to everyone. Amy and I wanted to do an “I was drunk and got this number” prank call, so I called Kelly but she knew my voice. It was still funny though. I’m on the phone with her right now. Jared’s been doing some lame stuff, and so has Taggart, but that’s kind of the norm. Oh, Katie is pissing blood! It would entertain us sooo much if Greenbaum gave her an STD. Glorious. Kathy picked up the phone and said hi. I can’t wait to go down there this summer.

I must remind myself to blog about “Like, yeah.” That is the greatest sentence in the world. I’m going home.