I must download the following programs:

Office XP
Nero 6
Easy Media Creator 7

And I simply must get a DVD burner. I should see how much they are.

Sammie showed me her favorite book today *blushes* it’s called Erewhon.

Here’s the link. I’m going to buy it someday.

Omg omg omg omg..I just found the coolest t-shirt ever! I’m so buying it. I’ve found new inspiration to work.

I LOVE thinkgeek. Molly e-mailed me, she says she’s been having some weird computer problems. It’s so weird–when I type the birth announcements, at least 75% of them have grandparents or great-grandparents from Alabama. It’s fucking creepy. I e-mailed my mom about it, she hasn’t replied.

I’m talking to Joe online–he seems like a cool guy. I can see my many rejections in the him and Sammie situation. IMed Tara and Charley, they haven’t replied. Maybe Charley is busy masturbating. Perhaps that’s what I should be doing. I wonder if that would be more productive than blogging. I don’t think so. Tawna said that she saw Jordan today and that her and Amanda made fun of him after he offered them a ride. He is so pathetic. Damn lack of high-speed Internet. I’m so signing up for it after I get my new computer and network all the computers in the house. It’s going to be the dope shit. Three computers. My god, it seems almost–sinful. Lol. I don’t know exactly what to do with the new one though…maybe I will banish the drafting table to the spare room and buy a corner computer workstation. However, I do want my new computer to play DVDs and have Dolby 5.1 surround sound. Hmm. This will take some deliberation. It all revolves around whether I can hook up my TV to my computer. Hmmmmm. I must save up an inordinate amount of money to buy the coolest computer to ever compute (at least $800. This next paycheck I’m going to squander on work clothes (which I end up wearing all the time, so they’re really life clothes). Well, even after that I’ll still have around a hundred. Well, we’ll see how much clothing I’ll need. But I’m pretty determined to spend my first real paycheck (my first one was only for the first few days I worked) completely frivolously.

How lame, Joe just got a BSOD (blue screen of death). Ah, he has one of those computers put together out of old parts. I can’t wait to get my new computer! I hope to not spend my money so frivolously, so I can put away at least $50 towards my system. I hope to stash $100, but that doesn’t look likely. We’ll see.

Still talking to Joe, he hit himself in the head with a dart! Lol. We’re having a conversation. It’s been a while since I’ve had a straight friend–people get weirded out so easily. What do they think I am going to do? Hump their leg? Grow up. We’re talking about vocabulary words now. Insomnia, sleeping pills, alcohol, liver..now he’s asking me for random words. Ignominy, quixotic. He’s plugging them into Google Image Search. It entertains me. I’m going to post this now. I’m bored. OMG OMG OMG OMG Jeff made out with Haydentobias!!!!! EEK! I was all “DETAILS” and he told me all about it! So cool. He is my GOD.