The Diary of Antoine Roquentin

> AC/DC – She Shook Me All Night Long
> Deftones – Change (In the House of Flies)
> Ghost World is playing in the background on IFC
> Massive Attack – Angel
> Third Eye Blind – Never Let You Go
> The Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun
> Nine Inch Nails – Reptile [my former theme song]
> OK Go – The Fix Is In
> Savage Garden – To the Moon and Back
> Elastica – Vasline
> Rammstein – Mutter

Jay Fair, My tech teacher in high school, used to play that AC/DC song all the time in the mornings over the P.A. system in the tech room. It got stuck in my head and I had to download it years ago. OMG! Kelly has the Internet! WOOT! Okay, I’m bored. Oh god, “Change” brings back bad memories of Justin. I wonder if he still has his MSN profile up. I think his username was something like justinbluesteal. OMG…his profile is still active. Well, this one guy I knew that died, his profile was on there for years…it might still be on. Hmm, he’s been in Brazil since August of last year, which means he’ll be back this August. God, could my life get any worse? Motherfuckers. Ah, off to ftp.tripod.com. I love the glory that is FTP. Time to upload fucker.jpg. I seem to remember him being hotter in person, but maybe since he was hot in high school he’s gotten ugly. That would inordinately please me. But there is no justice in this world. I can only hope.

It turns out I have to have Windows XP to work with ASP. I think that’s the type of server-side scripting I’m going to use to design my version of the Triplicate’s website. I can’t seem to find any comparison of the main ones…I guess they’re all the same but have different languages. I’m only using ASP because I’ve seen more websites use it than PHP. Actually it’s more like a tie, but I’m just pretending to have a predilection towards ASP just to sound like I know what I’m doing.

God I love Massive Attack. I’ve got to listen to them next time I’m inebriated. They are the uber-dope shit. OMG OMG OMG OMG Molly’s giving me her old monitor! EEK! When I get my $400 check I’m spending it on the processor, the motherboard, and the RAM. It will probably come after my next paycheck, so I’ll have the hard drive. I don’t think there’s anything missing. The motherboard I’m getting has integrated sound, so I don’t really need the sound card for just setting up the system. That will sure be tricky. Well, I’ll try it myself, then take it to one of the computer shops in town if I can’t master the intrinsic compexities of the BIOS, which I doubt. If I fuck around with it long enough I’ll get it.

I’m IMing Kelly and Dan (her boyfriend). I printed out my computer case and I’m drooling over it. IT COULD GET HERE AS QUICKLY AS FRIDAY!!!! Fuck yeah! I’m so putting my old computer in it, it will look so dope and I’ll just pretend that it’s my new computer. Lol. Some people build their computers from the inside out, I’ve designed mine from the outside in. OMG, if anything shows the grandiose ineptitude of Washington Mutual, it’s this: I’ve been checking my online banking all day, and it still says I have $200. Fucking crazy? Yes. I’m so never trusting that piece of shit any more. Holy crap! It’s 11:35. I love Ghost World. It’s so sad though. I love how she dresses up as a ’70s punk and everybody thinks she’s just trying to be a “rebel” and she’s all “you people are just too stupid!” And the art teacher–classic. If Diane wasn’t such a loon I would associate with her more. I wonder what she thinks of me. She’s always so drastically different from one day to the next. I’m starting to believe one of my friends’ theory that she is bipolar.

God I want that light-up keyboard, that would be so dope! It’s on the website I bought the computer case from. And the light-up mouse is sweet too…although I’m not sure about the fan. A mouse with a fan is really weird. But I might get it just to go with the light-up keyboard. I’d have to look at it again. I’m so getting the keyboard, though. Ah, I must go check and see when my next pay period gets over and begin the countdown.

Gosh, I love OKGO. Must see when next pay period is. Cool! I get paid on the fifteenth. I must work as many hours as possible. Tomorrow when I go in I’m going to ask Mike if there’s anything else I can do besides the archiving, which takes a grand total of five minutes. I love talking with Kelly. She’s “Halo”, I’m blasé:

Halo says: You know Taggart’s seductive ways best, so if Taggart bit Jared on the his shoulder whilst sitting next to him looking at the computer, would that be his way of flirting?
blasé says: um…I’m not sure
Halo says: Keep in mind that it is rumored that Taggart has always had a crush on Jared
blasé says: everything Taggart does revolves around either attention or sex, or a combination of both–which is usually the case
blasé says: they deserve each other
Halo says: ha… that was cold
blasé says: they could spend hours faking a relationship then Jared could back out because he has no emotions and Taggart would just ignore his calls because he’s too busy masturbating.
blasé says: they would be unstoppable–like characters in a Gregg Araki movie, except devoid of any discernible personality

God, this Savage Garden song reminds me of evil Danielle. Well, I just say that. She’s really “Misguided Danielle” but then I would easily get her confused with Daniela. I would call her something else Danielle, but that would be inculpating her. And I don’t want to do that. Eh, fuck it. Fuck these semantic olympics just to avoid the illegal reason we’re not friends any more. Fuck everything. Lol, the word semantic reminds me of something funny at work that I wanted to blog.

This one guy in a letter spelled misinformation “miss information,” and I told it to Jennifer. She laughed, and I think she said something that it deserves an award.

Me: “Yeah, sometimes I feel that I should devise some kind of award system for these semantic abortions.”

Hm, I should check my server space. I wonder if I’m getting close to my limit. I’ve been uploading picture after picture. Eh, fuck it. I’ll check my bandwidth and such when I’m on a computer with high-speed. Shit, it’s 12:00. I’m sick of being asleep on the job. I should get to sleep soon. Mouahahahaha. Soon I will have the One Computer…precious…my precious. I have been enlarging the picture of my new computer–and I was able to decipher an ancient dialect of Nerdian writings around the power button. Roughly translated, it says:

One Computer to rule them all, One Computer to find them, One Computer to bring them all, and in the darkness outperform them.

I wonder what it means. LOL. I will have tantric sex with my new computer. Whoa, how weird–Kelly was all “I love the Elastica song ‘Vaseline’” and right then it came on my mp3 player. Crazy. Hmm, Kelly just sent me a picture of Nicole, Taggart’s ex-girlfriend that he broke up with to pretend to go out with me. She doesn’t seem as inane as I always pictured her. God, something is blasting on the TV, I wonder what it is. FUCKING COCK. It’s an entertaining movie with cute boys. Damn, I’m going to be up all night. Must go. Turning off the computer. Now.