I just thought I’d post the lyrics to my current theme song, “Waking Up,” by Elastica:

I’d work very hard,
But I’m lazy
I can’t take the pressure and it’s starting to show,
In my heart
You know how it pains me
A life of leisure is no life you know

Waking up and getting up has never been easy,
Oh, I think you should know
Waking up and getting up has never been easy,
Oh, I think you should know
Oh, I think you should go
Make a cup of tea
and put a record on.

I’d work very hard
But I’m lazy
I’ve got a lot of songs but they’re all in my head
I’ll get a guitar
And a lover who pays me
If I can’t be a star I won’t get out of bed

Waking up and getting up has never been easy,
Oh I think you should know
Waking up and getting up has never been easy,
Oh I think you should know
Oh I think you should go
Make a cup of tea
and put a record on.