yay! softcore porn!

I love that last post, mostly for the pic. My blog needs more softcore porn. Today has been boring, but at least I’ve solved the whole e-mail quagmire. I’ve decided that my new e-mail will be my POP one on my website. I can access my POP mail from any of my online accounts. I can’t exactly send from any of them, but Yahoo has this online mail sending thing…I’ll figure it out. I just want to be able to check my e-mail. I’m SO SICK of not being able to log into Hotmail. I haven’t been able to login to it since Friday. Fuck Hotmail. This has happened a bunch of times in the past, and I’m fucking sick of it. I’m using Outlook Express to download all my Hotmail messages and move them to my computer. So my new e-mail address will be:

darius@retroviral.net

If I ever get into Hotmail, I’m going to download my contact list and then e-mail everyone telling them my new address. I’ll still use the Hotmail one to login to MSN messenger (because that always works) but I won’t use it for e-mail, because quite frankly Hotmail sucks elephant smegma. I have the following folders in my e-mail account:

Andrew
Kelly
Molly
Reference

After the migration I ditched the Christine, Daniela, and Jared folders. I only kept the Christine one because I thought I might get my DVD back. I guess I should learn my lesson about loaning things out, but I love my friends and can’t deprive them of cool movies. Oh, I lent Sammie the movie Pi a day or so ago. I wonder if she’ll like it. It’s the only art movie I own that isn’t in a foriegn language, and it would have really pissed me off had she said something like “I don’t like subtitles,” one of the ten phrases to piss me off forever. Hm, maybe I should make a list of the friendship-ending phrases:

1) I don’t read.
2) I don’t like subtitles.
3) I’m so going to get you high!
4) I failed all my classes (or the classic “I failed [a Tom Owen class]“
5) I don’t like English (How can you not like it? You’re speaking it right now!)
6) I got perfect scores on my SATs. (suuuure.)
7) What’s a “nihilist?” (never having heard the word before)
8) Why do you dress in black? (Why do you dress in colors? Huh?)
9) I voted Republican (or any statements in any way praising Bush)
10) I hate ______! (something they’ve never read or watched)

That’s enough for today. I just love that pic. He’s so delicious. I so need to make a softcore porn section of my website. It needs to go in along with the “Honey no…” section. I would work on it today but my wrist hurts, and Flash crashed when I tried to fix a little thing on the home page. Yay! Kelly just signed in. Must post.