> Just watched Thomas In Love
> Tool - Sober
> Rob Dougan - Chateau
> Coldplay - In My Place
> Naked Eyes - Promises, Promises
> Placebo - Spite & Malice [very good song]
> Glenn Miller Orchestra - Sing, Sing, Sing
> Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing
God, that movie was SO INCREDIBLY GOOD! I loved it. Oh god, Taggart is online. How depressing. I hope he doesn’t talk to me. I had an apple and some cheddar cheese earlier, my stomach isn’t loving it. I’m lactose intolerant. I’m seeing if Thomas In Love is on Amazon.com. God. Taggart’s not talking to me. He doesn’t love me. As if I’m just discovering that. OMG I went all the way up to Brookings tonight and the bonfire wasn’t tonight. So fuck Nicole. She only calls me when she wants me to go to her stupid bonfires anyway. OMG this guy got pulled over who passed me, it was so glorious. Poetic justice. I was going four over the speed limit in the fast lane and they passed me in the slow lane (which pissed me off) but this cop pulled them over. Glorious. OMG! Thomas In Love is on Amazon.com!!!!! EEK!!!!
:( Taggart doesn’t love me. I feel sad. Getting ditched (intentionally or unintentionally) twice sucks. Fuck Nicole. Fuck Taggart. I mistyped my Blogger password, god. I always think “God, someone has hacked my account, now my blog will be destroyed.” But that hasn’t happened. Yet. I need to print out all my archives and save them on CD-ROM. It’s a massive job. I just don’t have the printer ink for it. After I get my computer I can afford to do it. Maybe I’ll get the first year printed in a book form. That would be pimpin’. I’m IMing Charley. I have to pretend I have friends. I have to even pretend to myself. Well, Kelly is my friend. I guess that’s all I have. Kelly is my only true friend that I don’t dislike anything about. I’m ambivalent about all my friends except for Kelly. Maybe it’s because we’re family. I dunno. God, it’s 12:29. Oh, I had the most exquisite orgasm today. And the sad thing was, after I came, I thought to myself: “I simply must blog that.” I wish it was with a person. But I guess I love myself more than almost everyone, so it makes sense. I think that every individual is the only person who knows exactly how to best pleasure them. I mean, you can describe how you want to be pleasured, but the timing is everything–you can’t describe that. It just has to flow. That’s never happened to me yet. I haven’t had good sex.
OH GOD TAGGART JUST IMED ME. AH-HA! His girlfriend dumped him. MOUHAHAHAHA. Well, I would laugh evilly more if I really thought he cared. He’s rolling in pussy. He’s hot and anyone will spread their legs for him. I loathe him. But I guess that’s just another way of saying I love him. You know who I love? Kieth (lexusjedi)
dariusofthedark: I’ve been eating a lot of apples and cheese
dariusofthedark: it’s such a glorious combination
leXus J e d i: yes !
leXus J e d i: sharp cheddar with red delic.?
dariusofthedark: sharp cheddar with fuji
leXus J e d i: OMG I SO LOVE YOU
leXus J e d i: fuji = mercedes benz of apples
dariusofthedark: lol obviously
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leXus J e d i: you are so eliteist
leXus J e d i: i love it !
leXus J e d i: just imagine we could get married and drive fancy european cars (we would have to have a jaguar as well, trust me on this one ) and throw dinner parties , A list invite only ( a rather hefty fellow will be at the door to ensure this ) and have very important jobs with subordinates that kiss our asses all day
leXus J e d i: lol
leXus J e d i: ohh and have a house on the beach as well one in the mountains
dariusofthedark: lol
dariusofthedark: if only life was like television
leXus J e d i: yes
leXus J e d i: dont like how things are turning out - change the channel
leXus J e d i: lol
God Taggart is so lame, I just insulted him and he didn’t notice:
dariusofthedark: so…if I may ask, what was the reason for your last relationship’s demise?
OutOfNiflheim: i’m crazy and she was sane?
dariusofthedark: I’ll go with the former
OutOfNiflheim: what?
OutOfNiflheim: sry i’m tired so spell it out
dariusofthedark: never mind
dariusofthedark: you were saying..?
God I love instant messaging. I was going to say “God I love IM,” but it would have sounded like I said “God I love ‘im”…him…no. I so don’t love him. I hate him. But it’s the same thing anyway. I’m sending Kieth a pic of Taggart. God I’m bored. I must post this, I’m sick of blogging. I’m sick of everyone. I think I might blog me and Taggart’s convo.