I’m so tired, I proofread one of my mom’s papers in the clubhouse, then me and Tawna went to Sammie and Steve’s house. Joe went too in his car. I really can’t stand Joe, and the simple fact that he stole one of the Drift’s mice makes me detest him even more. And, later in the evening, he said that Bush was doing a “good job.” If that’s a good job, I never want to do even a mediocre job on anything. We went over to his house to watch some Dilbert (mostly because we had nothing better to do). We picked up that Jared character on the way too, (yet another person who gets on my nerves). Stupid Joe (who always brags about how cool his computer is and all this bullshit), had two like 10-inch monitors (tiny) and this STUPID looking tower without even a window. He tried booting it up AND IT DIDN’T EVEN TURN ON. If anything, this is the supreme example of how stupid and UBER LAME Joe is. Well, Sammie told me while we were there that Jared was “dumping her” (they were never even going out) for some bimbo that works at the movie theatre named Dusty. We had a good orgasmolaugh about that. After we got sick of Joe…well…more like after we watched an episode of Dilbert, we headed to KidTown. We all played on the swings for a while, with Joe and Jared continually acting more and more outrageous in a vain attempt to solicit sex from Samantha. Me and Steve wanted to play tag, and we did for a while, but it just got lame with only two people. Steve was all “If I smoked, I’d need a smoke break right now.” Lol. So we just sat on a bench and marveled at how rediculous Jared and Joe were acting, and how bored Sammie and Tawna were.
“Are we the only two guys in Crescent City who want to get to know someone before we have sex with them?” he asked me. It was kind of sad watching them make fools of themselves. But sad in one of those “car crash” ways, you know, it’s just so horrible but you can’t look away. Me and Tawna were making endless jokes about Joe’s penis. I believe we articulated it best when I described that I imagined it as a tiny, shrivelled uncircumcised pickle penis. Triple word score! Oh yeah. Well anyway, we actually were talking abot that much later in the day, but back to KidTown. After Joe and Jared realized that they weren’t getting anywhere with the swinging thing, me and Steve kind of convinced them to play tag, but it never really happened. Me, talking to Steve:
“I think we can convince them to play pretty easily, they do have a one-track mind. Well, one-track is kind of an overstatement, but you get what I’m saying.” –Me
Well, some stuff went on with Sammie (she told Steve that she was going to Denny’s with Joe, as we found out later) and that pissed Steve off (because Sammie has been supposedly trying to make it clear that she doesn’t want to go out with Joe), so he was all “I’m walking home,” and left. About ten minutes after that, Joe, Sammie, and Jared left. Sammie told me and Tawna to meet her back at the house. After they left we tried to find Steve for like an hour and a half, but nine-thirty rolled around and he was nowhere to be found and we were starving so we went to Safeway and got doughnuts and muffins. I saw Samantha (from my elementary school) there, she really liked my hair. This Samantha had a crush on me in third grade and I don’t think it’s gone away since. I really think she was ogling me. Or at least my hair.
Well, after that we went to Sammie’s house expecting her to be there, but Steve was there and that was when we found out that she’d told us two different things. I don’t think it was intentional. She told him that she’d be back at 10:30, so around 10:25 we were all “Why don’t we just go to Denny’s and see if they’re there!” So we did. I put on Rob D.’s “Clubbed to Death” and we went stalking. We got to the parking lot and parked and then we saw Joe’s car and they were in it. It was so funny, there were some motorcycles between us and them so we were all James Bond about it, peeking over the motorcycles. It was so cute. In around five minutes, though, they started to drive away and we were all “OMG they’re going to see us!” but they didn’t. It was cool. We drove back to Sammie’s house and got there right as they were pulling up. We kind of sorted out the whole situation, then we walked around the mobile home park for a while, it was fun, I did little jumpey things in the air and ran backwards. After that we went inside and WATCHED THE ADULT SWIM COMEDY BLOCK!!! WOOT!!! IT WAS UBER-ORGASMIC FAMILY GUY AND ATHF FUN! I hadn’t seen either of the episodes, so it was glorious.
After that we were kind of tired so we flipped through channels for a while, then we got even more tired and we all decided to go home. We kept trying to ditch Joe but he just wouldn’t leave. Tawna had to argue with him to get him into his car and away from Sammie’s house. He GRATED on my nerves yesterday. And so did Jared. Oh well. Well, I dropped Tawna off and then went home, got there around two. I was going to blog this when I got home but it was two. And I was exhausted. I’m at work now, and I’ve just blogged about last night. So now I can start the day anew with all the fun permanently preserved forever.
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