I was bored and surfing porn (as usual) when my online friend Jeff popped up. We started talking. I casually mentioned the porn thing, and he’s all:
PrnkstrOfluv: my boyfriend is here.
dariusofthedark: lol
dariusofthedark: then you have entertainment
PrnkstrOfluv: want us to fuck for you on cam?
dariusofthedark: sure
But they were tired. I would have been so entertained! So of course I had to login to Blogger to document this new depth of depravity. Jeff is the coolest person ever. Next time I go to Sacramento I’m so calling him up and we will immediately go somewhere to make fun of people. Preferably to make fun of wannabe artists in downtown Sac. Those are the best. Last night Sammie was all “I wish I new a cute smart gay guy to hook you up with.” And I was all “He’d have to be really smart, with vitriolic sarcasm.” Sarcasm just gets me excited in ways it really shouldn’t. Okay, must go to sleep if I’m to make it to the river tomorrow.