Yet another omg post. I was doing FYI when I hear Mike start chewing someone out…I can’t see who it is, but I think it’s Eric. He is SO chewing someone out. I really think it’s Eric. I hope I never get chewed out like that. Oh no, it’s the sports guy. Aww…little sports guy gets chewed out by Mike. And his monitor faces Mike too so he can’t blog about how Mike is an ignoramus. Well, in this chewing-out session Mike was right, there is an overabundance of wire and AP stories and not enough local coverage. Okay, back to work. I’m getting hungry, I think it’s because this tea I had today (some of the stuff John gave me) doesn’t have any caffiene (an appetite suppressant) in it.

UBER-JUICY GOSSIP: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LAYOUT GUY, ERIC, HAS ABSOLUTELY NO COLLEGE EDUCATION. HE ONLY HAS A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. THAT’S WHY HIS LAYOUTS SUCK SO BAD AND WHY HE HAS A TENUOUS GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! YAY! NOW I HAVE A REASON TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO HIM! *evil laugh*

I’m at work and I am SO tired. That stupid bird woke me up at 7 in the morning and wouldn’t eat or drink anything. I eventually went and put it in the garage where I found it and in the morning when I went to leave for work it was gone. Could the mother have picked it up and put it back in her nest? Or could it have flown away? I dunno. Maybe Sukiaki got to it. That seems the most viable story so far. Back to work. Must get out of this hellhole so I can go take a nap in the Drift Office.