Monthly Archives: August 2004

map map map 0

I’m doing another map, which I don’t mind too much because I’m a whore for money. I’m at an impasse because I’m trying to get Tom to scan in a picture. I hate getting held hostage by him. Why can’t they network the scanner? Because they are incompetent. But OMG Mike is getting a new computer becuase his old one just won’t work. They are getting a NEW EMAC WITH MAC OS TEN!!!! WOOT!!!!

I’m bored. I wish Tom would scan that in. I think I’m going to go bug him in a little bit. I wish I had some more change for another Mountain Dew. I’m off the wagon again. Caffiene. Yum. I want to get out of here! I have to read that play for Drama, god damn it.

yummy Subway 0

I just got a 12 inch Roast Beef sub. Nummy. And I know roast beef isn’t capitalized, I’m just too lazy to delete it. So there.

LOL 0

Tom just came in and read the thing Mike had written on the issue saying that it was supposed to be the church page. So guess what he did? He put it on Jocelyn’s desk. LOL. Take responsibility? Nope. He’ll just blame it on Jocelyn. I might have done the same thing, but like…it’s his first week, he’s going to make mistakes…it’s not a horrible thing to admit when one is wrong. His layouts HAVE SUCKED THROBBING PURPLE MEAT SCEPTER. There was a line running right by a box on the front page today. SUCKAGE! I must stop ranting tho. I’m probably going to be here for a while, so I’m going to run to Subway and grab some lunch. I can leave now that Tom’s here.

mouhahahahahaha 0

Tom Simoneaux has just proved once again how much he SUCKS. He turned the church notebook page into the neighbors page. What a douchebag. The church notebook didn’t run. LOSER. I can’t wait until he walks in here with his corpulent smile when Mike tells him that he screwed up. Oh, I saw Eric on my way to work. He was driving somewhere. I’m hungry, I’m going to grab that nectarine in my car.

Are you high? 0

1B was kind of lame, we wrote a practice precis but only three of us had read the story. The story was a whopping five pages, the other three people could have just opened up their books and read the story in a few minutes, then joined in with the discussion. But the simple fact was that they were just taking the class to take the class. Not to pass, not to get a good grade, but to waste time and to put on a show to the world that they were in English 1B. Sad. This one girl, I just wanted to snap my finger in front of her face and ask “Are you high?” Piss me off. Talked to Tawna for a bit after class, she saw Cube II and it sucked. As I told her it would. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG guess what: here’s a quote from Sammie’s blog:

“We ran into Jo-mo [Anus Face Jordan] at Safeway lastnight. He was celebrating because he got kicked out of school. And if that’s not good he also lost his job that same day. I almost died trying not to laugh.”

OMFG. I posted a comment:

“ROFLAMO! LOL…what a pathetic loser. Is it wrong to hope he dies an agonizingly slow painful death solely because of his own stupidity?”

LMAO. I love stupid people. Who else would I triumph over? Mouhahahahaha. I wore makeup today but removed as much as I could after class, I can’t wear it at work. I hate having to censor myself. Oh, I walked into the edge of my skateboard walking around in the dark a few days ago, I have this big cut on the top of my foot that has been bothering me. I hope it heals soon. I have to go to work in a few minutes.

Had a bit of a talk with Molly before her next class. Amanda isn’t living up to her responsibilities as editor, she needs to track people down to make sure they’re doing their stories, she needs to take notes at the meetings so she knows what’s going on, and she needs to be a leader. I mean, I could do most of these things, but then again I’m almost three years older than her, much more outgoing, and I’m not the editor. I see her wringing her hands and doing other nervous ticks when she’s talking to the group. People notice that she doesn’t feel she’s in charge. She needs to make herself integral to the process and not just a figurehead. I think Molly is going to have a talk with her. I can’t seem to get my mascara off. I wonder if anybody’ll notice. I have to get the hell out of here. I’ve been dreading work, that’s why I’m procrastinating here at the school.

I was almost late from waiting for slow-ass Montag to burn my CD, but it was worth it. Yummy music. Okay, must go to the hellhole. I hope I didn’t screw something up. Oh, I totally had the coolest dream a few days ago, I dreamt I made out with Royce, it was so fun. In the dream. Oh well, must go.

Super-Cannes and Orgy 0

> Orgy – Eyes-Radio-Lies
> Orgy – Saving Faces
> Placebo – Sleeping With Ghosts
> Lenny Kravitz – Dig In
> Orgy – The Odyssey

I must admit I have the inexorable urge to go to Autumn’s blog and post “And then I found five dollars.” I would do it now, but I’m burning a CD on Montag and I think it would crash him. I’m eating yummy all-natural ice cream, it is so delicious. I talked to Tawna earlier today and she said that she’d call me if the Lethargy Gang were going to do anything. It’s around six so I’m guessing we’re not doing much. I stayed off the Net. I have to go on after I finish burning this CD to check my bank balance and to find some images to decorate my binder. It doesn’t reflect me any more. Watched the middle/end of Star Trek: Nemesis, it alternated between being boring, erotic, and exciting. I really want to bang the guy who was the like…younger clone of Picard. He rocked my crotch. The battle scenes were glorious. I can’t wait until we have vitual reality worlds that we can create. I want to be the master of intergalactic battle. I want to be James Ballard in the car-crash, I want to be Meursault, I want to be John Murdock, I want to be Penrose. That last reference to Super-Cannes made me realize that there was this BRAINGASMIC quote from it that I wanted to blog.

“The twentieth century ended with its dreams in ruins. The notion of the community as a voluntary association of enlighteneed citizens has died for ever. We realize how suffocatingly humane we’ve become, dedicated to moderation and the middle way. The suburbanization of the soul has overrun our planet like the plague.”

I love Ballard. My soul has been suburbanized. I burned Orgy’s Candyass and now I’m burning their CD Vapor Transmission. Jay Gordon (the lead singer) is really hot, but the band released this crappy crappy crappy CD last year with only like eight tracks and I stopped listening to them. But I’m groovin’ to some tracks off of Candyass. Wow, I’m actually liking a Lenny Kravitz song…this is strange. He gets on my nerves after a few repetitions of a song. I’m trying to burn a “Mondays don’t suck after all” CD. I’m trying to find some good music to lift my spirits as I’m trying to stay awake tomorrow. Random Super-Cannes quote:

“Without realizing it, the crowds under the palm trees were extras recruited to play their traditional roles. As they cheered and hooted, they were far more confident than the film actors on display, who seemed ill at ease when they stepped from their limos, like celebrity criminals ferried to a mass trial by jury at the Palais, a full-scale cultural Nuremburg furnished with film clips of the atrocities they had helped to commit.”

I went outside earlier to pet Sukiaki, but I couldn’t find him. The drain in the shower works great, which made me happy. I put on some of that new eyeshadow, but it was all cheap and didn’t have much pigment. I kind of want to go online, but I don’t want to miss a call if we all end up doing something. Oh, I learned that Wednesday is Labor Day, and I won’t have to work that day, I think. Which is cool. But I still have to get up at seven for English 1B. :(

I love this Orgy lyric: “Give me the super-pill to make everything better.” Glorious. My mom called me, shew wasn’t doing much. I should go online and post this. Yay, Naiya sent me offline IMs! Poop, AOL is being evil, I had to sign off. They have the crappiest program ever. I’ll post the track listing later for the CD I will burn today. Oh cool, two people updated their blogs!

Nine Inch Nails – Something I Can Never Have 0

I still recall the taste of your tears
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore
Scraping through my head ’till I don’t want to sleep anymore

[Chorus:]
Come on tell me
You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I’m down to just one thing
And I’m starting to scare myself
You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I just want something
I just want something I can never have

You always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn’t do the things that I can do now
This thing is slowly taking me apart
Grey would be the color if I had a heart
Come on tell me

[Chorus]

In this place it seems like such a shame
Though it all looks different now
I know it’s still the same
Everywhere I look you’re all I see
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be

[Chorus]

I just want something
I just want something I can never have
I just want something I can never have

the last few days 0

> Eve 6 – Nighmare
> Marilyn Manson – The Moment of Decay
> Hive – Ultrasonic Sound
> Placebo – Something Rotten
> Nine Inch Nails – No, You Don’t
> Garbage – Androgyny
> Elastica – Waking Up [yay, my theme song!]
> Marilyn Manson – Sweet Dreams
> Placebo – English Summer Rain
> Nine Inch Nails – Something I Can Never Have

Today was so fun! I watered my plant in the bathtub yesterday and left it in there to drain, so when I woke up I didn’t want to take a shower. And the small fact that the drain is plugged up made me really not want to take a shower. So I just used hair bands and pins to make my hair all away from my face. I walked around the house some, talked to my mom for a while, did some stuff on the computer. Oh last night I met this dude on the Net and I called him and he was kind of cool.

OMG OMG…I’m really scared…I just heard this bloodcurdling dog scream and I keep hearing sounds like somebody is in the attic walking around, so if this is posted and unfinished it probably means somebody killed me. I just got up and locked the front door and the sliding glass door (futile, locking a glass door, but it’s the psychological safety factor).

The Net dude was named Daniel, supposedly. He seemed like he was stoned, and I talked about how I just wasn’t entertained by the movie I was vaguely watching. I’m the most witty when I’m trying to impress a guy, so I guess he was wowed by my “personality” or he was just really stoned. I was pretending to watch Cherry Falls while I was talking to him, it was on IFC.

I finally got the courage to clean by bathtub, so I cleaned it up and used the vacuum to get most of the hair out of the drain, and then it totally didn’t work. I was so angry, after braving the most DISGUSTING hairy bathroom scum imaginable. I braved the grossness and took a shower anyway. My rationale was that I would have to go to Wal-Mart and get some Drano anyway, and I wasn’t going to leave the house if I was reeking of body odor. So I took a shower, and got dressed. Oh yeah, before that I had some dinner. My dad made me a baked potato because they were having hamburgers and I’m not the biggest fan of meat. And then we had some store-bought apple pie and ice cream.

I got dressed, and wrote out a list of stuff I needed at Wal-Mart (Drano, pens, dividers, normal conditioner, leave-in conditioner, and acne wash stuff). I tried to call Sammie and Steve but Sue (I will hereafter refer to her as Evil Biznatch) said that they were gone. I had called Tawna’s house before I took a shower and they’d said she was gone. So I was all “Well, I’ll just drive into town and look for them.” Which I did. I started around KidTown after seeing Joe driving (he delivers pizzas) while I waited at a stop light on Washington. They didn’t look like they were at KidTown, so I continued North. Just before the Jedediah Smith shopping center thing I saw a car that looked eerily like theirs. I turned, and I saw Tawna’s hair in the back seat. I honked at them like three times, I was all “Yay yay yay!” Cuz I totally didn’t think I’d find them. But I did! And yay!

They were all going to go eat at the Thai House, so I jumped in their car and we all went. I had a flaming banana, it was nummy (since I’d already ate). After that, we kind of drove around for a while. We went to Sammie’s house to get her some pants (it had gotten cold and she was wearing short shorts). While we were waiting in the car, I asked whether we were all going to Eureka this weekend (meaning next weekend, the 4th) and Tawna was all “I don’t have any money.”

I gave her a look, which she well deserved for blowing through a thousand fucking dollars in less than a week. That incredibly pissed me off. So now we’re not going to Eureka because somebody just can’t go to restaurants enough and buy enough clothes. Piss me off. And then they were all “Oh her family was making her buy stuff.” $1000 worth of stuff? No fucking way. I don’t mean to be mean, but…I mean…it takes me two months of working in the News Dungeon to make $1000. To blow through that in less than a week…it’s just…I don’t know what to say.

Well anyway, after that we went to the pier to shoot the moon (with their video camera for R&T, it looked really cool tonight). I don’t think they got the shot, it was really cold and smelled like shit because we were right by the sewage treatment plant. My hair was going everywhere. OMG, I totally discovered something in the shower today (I know that sounds wrong, but read on) I was washing my hair and I realized that my hair is long enough to put into my mouth. It was sooooo strange because my hair has never been that long before. I was all suckin’ on my hair, it was fun.

After that we went to Wal-Mart and I got some stuff that I needed (Drano, some nice black eyeshadow, leave-in and normal conditioner, and dividers). We moseyed all over the store, it was really fun. We were having a great conversation. LOL, we were in the mens’ clothing section and we found some Joe shirts. For those of you who don’t know Joe, he wears these hideous print collar shirts, and there were some there that he even owned. Later we moved to this display of hats, and we amused ourselves with hats such as “got beer?” and “World’s #1 Grandpa,” the latter of which I totally would have bought and worn all the time had it come in black.

We moved around the store, moving from the makeup section to the halloween section to the bike section. It was fun. After the store closed, we went to my car and they said that they were going to watch the stars at the high school track. I said I’d meet them there. I had to pee so I went to Safeway and got some donuts. They were nummy. As I pulled away there was this INCREDIBLY HOT guy just like walking towards Safeway and when I had walked in earlier Will and his erzatz punk buddies were lounging around the front.

I arrived at the track to find Joe’s car there. He had brought pizza. We ate it, then Steve and I went in search of a water fountain. It was the manly fountain by the tennis courts. I LOVE that water fountain. I want one in my house. We all hung out in the middle of the football field for a while. Steve, me, and Joe talked and laughed while Tawna listened and Sammie read Archie with a flashlight. They were all on a blanket. It looked funny having Joe lying next to Sammie. He wishes. Anyway, we had a good time anyway. I guess Steve and I went to get something out of the car…I think Sammie wanted a jacket or something, and we commented on the futility of the evening.

Tawna wanted Joe but it was never going to happen, Sammie kept leading Joe on…it was just so pathetic. On the way back Steve said something to the effect of “If I was gay I would totally go out with you, cuz you are a cool person.” And I was all “You’re a cool person too, Steve.” And he is. Later, Joe and Sammie went to walk the track while Tawna just kind of hung out on the blanket. Sammie wanted to leave, but then decided to walk the track again. Me and Steve had a good conversation about Romeo and Juliet-esque things. People are so blinded by their “love” that they never see that it will never work out. Sad. Tawna seemed very riled up after Sammie went walking with Joe. It was strange. Sammie wanted to go home, I guess, so we all walked to our cars.

However, there was this cop and we had to wait until he left because Steve’s car has a broken taillight. So we started talking and ended up talking for a long time. Joe totally sucked at conversing, so we had to “And then I found five dollars” him a few times. But it was cool. We talked about people having sex in cars and cops being voyeurs, we talked about Lexx, and how incredibly sexy Kai was, we talked about hot dudes in the R&T class (Justin Oliphant being one of them). They told me about this cute red-haired dude in their math class that was really cute and wore dusters all the time, we talked about Sue’s horrid dieting techniques and her flatulence because of them, we talked about the crazy guy that wants to be on the Drift.

Around 12 we got tired and decided to go. Tawna gave me a hug, but then Steve was all “Can I have a hug too?” which I totally wasn’t expecting and I banged my chin on his shoulder. That was just waaaaay too much intimacy. But I’m one of those people who don’t really like to be touched by just anyone. I can inure myself to random chick hugs, but random guy hugs is just strange. I guess it was strange because it brought back all those memories of hugging Taggart and cuddling with him and being so intimate. I realize that I know waay to much about Steve. We were talking one time and he’s all “I have a ___ inch penis.” I’m like… “Okay….” I don’t know, I guess that’s just me, but I wouldn’t going around telling people how big my penis is. OMG OMG OMG speak of the devil Taggart just signed on. I wonder if he’ll talk to me after I…oh he totally just IMed me. LOL. Kelly told me he was really pissed at me for what I wrote in my blog about him last time we talked.

He’s not saying much. I guess he can’t be too pissed. As if he had emotions *sarcastic chuckle*. Oh god, I didn’t allow myself to believe it until I read Amanda’s last post: she totally wants Ken’s throbbing member. Disturbing. Well, I suppose I should get to sleep so I can have a wet dream about Justin O. It’s really sad that the only guy I have to ogle is a straight guy from high school.

OMG OMG OMG TAGGART IS IN ENGLISH 300!!!!! Ouch, my hands are burning. I think I got some drano on them. Must go wash hands. Oh, at American River College everything under 300 isn’t transferrable, instead of College of the Redwoods’ thing where everything over 100 isn’t transferrable. Gay. I totally wished Taggart was an imbecile, I could be all HA! I’M SMARTER THAN YOU. BURN IN HELL. But no. LOL, we were hanging out in the football field and Steve said something hilarious and I was rolling around in the grass and he’s all “roflmao,” which made me laugh even harder. Oh, I totally left the Drano in the drain for an hour and a half instead of the 30 minutes recommended on the label. Ooops. I hope I didn’t erode the pipes. I totally forgot about it. Oh well.

I really shouldn’t be up this late, but it’s Taggart. I have to make myself feel superior and in some twisted way try to prove to myself that he didn’t break my heart by treating him callously online. I guess that’s more of a commentary on how pathetic I am than anything. When I’m IMing him I feel so cocky and that I can say whatever I want but when he signs off I just want to go into a corner and cry for a few hours.

Taggart is kind of mad at me. He’s saying that I’m going to post the conversation. I guess I shouldn’t. He’s making me think he has emotions again. A grievous mistake. I guess I’ll just post an excerpt, I thought I was being clever:

dariusofthedark: anything else to report?
OutOfNiflheim: lol
OutOfNiflheim: my gf’s name is molly
OutOfNiflheim: thats new
dariusofthedark: lol that’s totally my English teacher’s name
OutOfNiflheim: lol
dariusofthedark: anything interesting about your new orifice?
OutOfNiflheim: she’s out of my league
dariusofthedark: isn’t that what you said about what’s-her-name…katie or something
OutOfNiflheim: yeah but molly really is out of my league
dariusofthedark: what, does her snatch smell like fresh-baked cinnamon rolls?
OutOfNiflheim: she’s almost 21…she goes to school full time and works full time…she lives on her own…….nice
OutOfNiflheim: plus she is so hot
OutOfNiflheim: your just going to post this i know it
OutOfNiflheim: i do’t really care
dariusofthedark: LOL you know me too well
dariusofthedark: sorry, but you broke my heart
OutOfNiflheim: lol
dariusofthedark: yeah, boring boring you hear it all the time
OutOfNiflheim: we’ll i was really depressed and crying and stuff over the thought of you but then i found that so it fixed me up pretty fast
dariusofthedark: you found what
OutOfNiflheim: the conversation we had where i cried
OutOfNiflheim: on ur blog
OutOfNiflheim: when u made fun of me for spelling monolague wrong but spelled it wrong yourself
dariusofthedark: lol I actually looked it up, both spellings are right
OutOfNiflheim: good times
dariusofthedark: I’m sorry…but I reach a point where as a defense mechanism I have to insult the people who hurt me the most
dariusofthedark: oh well
dariusofthedark: shit happens then we die
OutOfNiflheim: nice

LOL I almost creamed myself when I wrote the “fresh-baked cinnamon rolls” sentence. Sorry Taggart, you broke my heart. That’s my policy on posting IM conversations/e-mails. If you broke my heart, you get no mercy. I guess I’m experiencing catharsis. LOL, I thought of the funniest thing. After my last class of Drama, I was classifying all my old friends/acquaintances into round or flat characters. Then I came to Jordan, and I realize that the only catharsis Anus Face ever went through was his decision the last week I talked to him to sell his car and get a pickup truck. How incredibly pathetic.

Sometimes I wonder if Steve is coming on to me. And then I think “Well, even if he is, nothing is ever going to happen.” So it’s kind of futile to wonder about that. As it is futile to do anything. The sun will burn out of the sky and we will have destroyed this planet. And Joe will still be an unfashionable social vacuum, and Samantha will still be hot, and Steve will still be a conversationalist. And I will still be alone. Depressing. I think I’m starting to understand that one Placebo song more:

“Always stays the same / nothing ever changes / English summer rain / seems to last for ages”

“Hold your breath and count to ten / fall apart then start again / start again”

Life is short and pointless.

Oh great, it’s “Something I Can Never Have.” I used to listen to this song when I cuddled with Taggart. Sad. I hope it is a burgular that I’ve been hearing tonight. It would end all this boredom. Oh, I signed up for high speed Internet today, it is supposed to get installed September 7th. I think I’ll post the lyrics to “Something I Can Never Have.” They explain a lot.

I hate work 0

I am so incredibly tired, I’ve made a work mantra. It goes to the tune of “I want candy”

“I hate work
I hate letters
I hate the calendar
I hate Neighbors”

And then it starts over again. I’m so incredibly tired. I want to go home SO bad. I must work. All I really have to do is Neighbors. And I guess that can’t be too bad. And then I’m going to go home and go to sleep. Not really, by the time I’m done with work I’ll be too “awake” (i.e. stimulated by caffiene) to go to sleep. And I’ll stay out with Sammie and Steve and Tawna and everybody until late. Oh well, it’s fun. After the meeting we had so much fun making fun of people. Glorious. Okay, must get back to work before I fall asleep. I hate not getting enough sleep.

bored tired bored tired 0

Just had English 1B. It was really fun, as always. I love “The Necklace.” Guy De Maupassant rocks my crotch. Must go to work. Nooooo! Evil! I don’t have any of my work clothes so I’m just going in my sweater. It’s casual Friday for me. I don’t care. I’m so tired. So tired.