Monthly Archives: August 2004

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I just showed up at the college because in my hazy three hours of sleep brain I thought that the Drift meeting was at 12:00. Well it fucking wasn’t. It’s at 7:00. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I just want this fucking week to be over so I can leave this hellhole once and for all. Must do letters. I’ve been avoiding calling people because I’ve had so much to do (and that I loathe it so much). Fuck. I JUST NEED SOME FUCKING SLEEP. SOME FUCKING SLEEP, IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

sucky crappy layout/headlines 0

He mixed fonts on the front page again. I constantly underestimate how horrible his layout abortions will be.

Bad headlines:

“Condition: upgraded”
“Housing remains in limbo as officials ponder”
“Klamath status update is focus of forum”

Could these suck more?

Great, someone is on the phone with Mike about a letter. I have a feeling that this is going to really really suck and make me look incompetent.

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dariusofthedark: omg omg omg omg
dariusofthedark: I totally didn’t tell you
CharleyOnTheMac: hmmm
dariusofthedark: Joe called my house like a month ago and was all “I just wanted to call and tell you that I got my own apartment and ask if you wanted to stay the night.” I just laughed at him and hung up the phone.
CharleyOnTheMac: roflmao
CharleyOnTheMac: priceless
dariusofthedark: LOL I KNOW
dariusofthedark: I should televise this stuff: “Lifestyles of the Incredibly Daft”
CharleyOnTheMac: thats um…. I dont think pathetic is quite the word…. although i dont know if the english language has quite articulated what that is
dariusofthedark: yeah, there’s just no word for that complete vacuum of anything cool

SO INCREDIBLY TIRED 0

I never knew what being tired was all about. Now I know. I never knew what being INCREDIBLY busy was like until now. I just stayed up until 1:30 making that damn cake. I didn’t have all the ingredients for the german chocolate one. I was rushed and incredibly tired so if it tastes like crap don’t sue me. But the icing is good, although I didn’t mix it adequately, as I learned from licking the beaters. It tastes good even though it’s a mite chunky. I don’t know about the cake, I took a sample from the middle and it just tasted like chocolate-flavored mushy cardboard. I guess I shouldn’t be telling you this because I’m going to force everybody to eat it *erases your memory.* Cake? What cake?

So tired. So tired. It’s sad…this computer (Montag) is the only one that can get on the Net correctly, but it crashes all the time. My other computer (the new one, Darius) never crashes but I can rarely get the Net to work on that machine. Well, I should go. I am SO INCREDIBLY TIRED. I AM SO TIRED. I was washing dishes moaning pathetically “I am so tired, I just want to go to sleep.” I am so incredibly drained. I don’t know how I’m going to make it through the week. I’m probably going to forget the cake this morning. Or forget to write my dad a note not to eat it. I should do that now. I was going to print one out but Word is being gay.

Yay! Charley is talking to me. I was so tired I wrote “Charlie.” Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Bored. Neurons firing. Senses dulling. Brain shutting down. Must go to sleep. But the prospect of some reasonable facsimile of sex makes me want to keep talking to Charley. Stomach hurts. My whole body aches. I need to be attached to life support for about 24 hours.

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I can’t go a day without blogging, so here is my post for today. Yep. Suck on that.

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Just finished working on that map, I’m outta here! W00t!

BUMBLING IDIOT 0

You know, I used to dislike Mike, but ever since our layouts have gone to shit the only person I can hate is Tom Simoneaux, our new night editor. Him and Matt have decided to eliminate the “to proof” folder. Of course, with our award-winning copy desk that catches every mistake this is SUCH a good idea! Imbeciles. I can’t wait to get out of here. I’m going to blog about my day later. Must get out of here.

SUCKY LAYOUTS 0

I can only imagine that the new night editor, Tom Simoneaux, is responsible for them. The layout for Molly’s story was ABYSMALLY BAD. THE PHOTO CROPS ARE CONSISTENTLY AMATEURISH, THE STORIES ARE JUMBLED TOGETHER, IT IS SO HORRIBLE. IT SICKENS ME. The last two papers have SUCKED. GRR. I HATE BAD LAYOUT. EVIL.

at work yet again 0

My Internet was being gay last night (as always) and I kept getting kicked off so I didn’t get to blog about the first day of school. Drama was uber-fun though, Amanda and I were all “This is going to be the coolest class ever!” I totally need to buy my books. I’ll buy my drama book after I finish art today. If I end up needing my art book more, I’ll get the art book. But I highly doubt that. Okay, must get to work if I’m to get out of here by three (when art history starts).

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This is my 1000th post. I wish I had something more profound to relate. I’m downloading music at work, waiting for Mike to get off the phone so I can show him this graphic chart thing that I made. He wanted it tweaked a bit. I’m really bored and have a bunch of Hocico and Wumpscut songs I want to listen to. I need to get my USB jump drive so I can take it all home with me. I must get out of here.