Monthly Archives: December 2004

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We kept saying these catchphrases when we where drunk and I have to explain them all so I will remember what MAN DOWN means in a year.

I said ball, I mean ball. – Kelly and I were playing Mad Libs and she asked me for a word, and I was all “ball” and she was all “what?” and I was all “WHEN I SAY BALL I MEAN BALL”

Hot lesbian action. – we kept talking about hot lesbian action all night long, most of the hot lesbian action was with Kelly and Becky.

Simple kind of man. Staring down the barrel of a ’45. – I wasn’t here for this one, but some guy was singing that song while Kelly and Becky were playing Halo

Tenacious D time, you motherfuckers. – D time. Enough said.

You are so fuckin’ hot. – everything was fucking hot that night. I think if sentient tampons from Mars had showed up, we would have gone “they are so fucking hot!”

Fucking some kids. – This was a Mad Lib and we read it and it said “fucking some kids”. It was so fucking funny.

Hi Dustin. – Kelly kept saying hi to Dustin. Like all freaking night.

We just fucking kissed, and you missed it, Shawn. – no explanation needed.

Man down. – OMG this one dude was on the floor smashed out of his mind and he was all “MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN.” it was crazy.

Let’s play pool. Let’s play Mad Libs. Let’s play Halo.

I want my Becky-back, Becky-back, Becky-back, Becky-back… ribs. ( later we added “Becky muff sauce” for the “BBQ sauce” part

I am taking off my clothes.

I’m not a fucking light-weight. – Kelly.

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I’m writing the long post, but I went to MySpace to get the spelling of Elektra’s name, and I ran into this “which SLC punk are you” quiz so I had to take it. I got the same as her. Weird.

Mike.
You are Mike!

Which SLC Punk are you?
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I will now write my überlong post explaining the trip, but right now: sex!

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“our knight in shining amour”

I love typos.

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Gosh, it always creeps me out when that dude from the ad room comes around distributing the new templates cuz he totally looks like this dude that e-mailed me. I know I’ve said that a million times, but it still creeps me out. I have one more letter to type and then I’m going to go to Wal-Mart to get some canned air.

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I can already tell that this will be a bad day. Somebody ordered a photo reprint and there is no archive CD-ROM for the date the photo ran. Incompetence. But the thing is, I’m the one that burned the archive CDs, so I’m probably the one that fucked up. Oh well. Damn I’m hungry. I can’t wait to see everybody again. I think I’m going to have to get some chains and have my dad teach me how to put them on because I’m not going to have a repeat of the trip back up, my dad’s car sliding around in the snow. And he even had chains, he was just too lazy to put them on. My computer is making this very faint burning smell, I noticed, so I’m going to get some canned air to spray inside the case (I noticed that the CPU fan was covered in dust). God I need to get out of here. My allergies are acting up from all that dust on the photo archive CD-ROMs. Must get back to work.

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That was the most fun I’ve had in a year…literally. Omg. So much fun. Mike (the editor) isn’t here. He’s gone until Jan. 3. I want to go back to Sac this week because we don’t work Friday either but I’m SO tired right now so I decided that if I’m rested up by Wednesday I’ll go. I’m already pretty rested up, I slept for sixteen freaking hours. Well, I should go. There is crap for me to do. Amazing!

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We’ve been having SO MUCH FUCKING FUN OMG OMG OMG. I’m going to have to write this UBER long blog post to talk about each day in detail. But oh god it was totally worth the year’s wait. I’m going to sleep, I’m so exhausted. And grammie is such a fucking uberbitch. Unless she gives me money. Then I love her.

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