We kept saying these catchphrases when we where drunk and I have to explain them all so I will remember what MAN DOWN means in a year.
I said ball, I mean ball. – Kelly and I were playing Mad Libs and she asked me for a word, and I was all “ball” and she was all “what?” and I was all “WHEN I SAY BALL I MEAN BALL”
Hot lesbian action. – we kept talking about hot lesbian action all night long, most of the hot lesbian action was with Kelly and Becky.
Simple kind of man. Staring down the barrel of a ’45. – I wasn’t here for this one, but some guy was singing that song while Kelly and Becky were playing Halo
Tenacious D time, you motherfuckers. – D time. Enough said.
You are so fuckin’ hot. – everything was fucking hot that night. I think if sentient tampons from Mars had showed up, we would have gone “they are so fucking hot!”
Fucking some kids. – This was a Mad Lib and we read it and it said “fucking some kids”. It was so fucking funny.
Hi Dustin. – Kelly kept saying hi to Dustin. Like all freaking night.
We just fucking kissed, and you missed it, Shawn. – no explanation needed.
Man down. – OMG this one dude was on the floor smashed out of his mind and he was all “MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN.” it was crazy.
Let’s play pool. Let’s play Mad Libs. Let’s play Halo.
I want my Becky-back, Becky-back, Becky-back, Becky-back… ribs. ( later we added “Becky muff sauce” for the “BBQ sauce” part
I am taking off my clothes.
I’m not a fucking light-weight. – Kelly.
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