This is just the coolest thing ever, one of my friends gave it to me:

I just finished neighbors. It took me three freaking hours. God. But anyway, I think I’m just going to skip the calendar today. It’s a seven-day in advance thing, so it doesn’t really matter too much if I don’t put anything new in it for one day. I’m going to do this mostly because there are a buttload of letters that I have to type. And I’m really hungry. I think I’m going to finish FYI and letters and then I’m going to go to Safeway and get a snack. Molly and I are supposed to do layout tonight and she said she might bring some snacks, so I don’t have to get an entire meal. Maybe I’ll get some exotic fruit, like a pomegranate or something. That would be cool. Okay, back to work.

Somebody deleted Matt C.’s neighbors template. Weird. I have a feeling that we have a News Room gnome that steals and deletes things. I would give anything to know what happened to the digital camera that disappeared.

The shit has ceased hitting the fan, at least for now. I finished the gigantic pile of births. I have a bunch of engagements and other such crap to put in, but I don’t feel like doing it. Maybe I’ll take a break from the neighbors crap and do the calendar.

I’m having one of those days where I just want to fucking kill everyone. I am about to snap and yell FUCK YOU ALL. FUCK YOU ALL. WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT GET AT MY DESK! FIX THE MOTHERFUCKING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!! MOTHERFUCK! These jerkoffs keep asking me to reprint these photos, and there is no photo archive CD for that date. What am I supposed to do? Pull it out of my ass? And the other photo I have to print keeps coming out with the color all fucked up. I think the print cartridge is out of ink. I would print a test page, but Katherine is on the computer. Fuck everyone. I have so much fucking shit to do, this huge pile of births.I’m never going to fucking get done. Fuck.