> Ladytron – Seventeen (soulwax mix)
Another night is over. I played Diablo II for hours, I beat Diablo with my Druid Deckard, but to be quite honest, the expansion pack city licks balls. First you go out there to destroy these catapults (which are way too far away from the city to actually do any damage), and then you get to this one point where there are all these little teleporting mini-monsters that shoot at you, it’s mildly annoying. I mean, I would imagine the lord of destruction could spawn some more formidable monsters than those rediculous faggoty teleporting imps that shoot lasers. Mother fuck, you’re supposed to be one of the Prime Evils, Baal. Your annoying, pointless monsters couldn’t scare their way out of a paper bag. Shame on Blizzard Entertainment for creating such a pointless expansion pack. Eh, maybe it will get better. Maybe. I can’t believe I stayed up all night playing. Bad bad bad me. I wouldn’t be so mad at myself for doing it if the expansion city didn’t suck so much ass. I need to brush my teeth and go to bed. Stranger isn’t going to last here. And he’s not cool enough to be Meursault’s namesake. I need to brainstorm a new nickname. I don’t want Monday to come. I don’t want to have to do my speech. I hate talking to people. I hate talking to groups of people just as much as I hate talking to individuals. People disgust me. Fuck. I’m going to sleep.