Daily Archives: January 31, 2005

solitaire 0

Okay, to remove solitaire go to the following directory:

C:\WINDOWS\System32

and then find the following file: sol.exe. You can select one of the icons and then type “sol” and it should bring you right to it. It should look like a little solitaire deck. Click on it and hit “delete.” Then there will be no more pesky solitarie. And make sure to empty the recycle bin after you’re done, so you don’t change your mind and bring it back.

I might just slip away 0

> Nine Inch Nails – The Becoming
> Smiths – Unloveable
> Massive Attack – Blue Lines

LOL, I love this guy’s blog!

the blog

This post made me cream myself. No, not really. That would be disturbing. How cute! He just made a reference to Augusten Burroughs! I love reading people’s blogs. I don’t think I could ever marry someone who wasn’t an avid blogger and avid geek. I can picture romantic cybersex from across the house, links to esoteric blogs, and cute homemade Flash “I love you” e-mails. In my dreams. Well, I’d better develop my fantasy to its fullest, it’s all I’ll ever have.

“My friend James is a devout Catholic who used to carry his crystal around in a rosary bag he had growing up. And he used a small crucifix to snort Tina. The Pope would not approve.”

I am such a loser, I had to google to see what tina was.

http://www.drugs.indiana.edu/slang/SearchSlang.aspx

Tina=methamphetamine

riding through the city with a shotgun 0

> Scissor Sisters – Music is the Victim

I was SO elated tonight! GEEKSLUT POSTED!! Spooge. I want to have geekslut’s babies. He’s my hero. But anyway…eww! I just went to the main page and he has a pic! And it’s not hot! But oh well, I’ll still picture him as a twenty-something college kid. He’s still my hero though. I followed a link somewhere on his site and I found this blog from this twenty-something architect, it was so fucking cool. When I was a kid I would look at Frank Gehry and Frank Lloyd Wright’s buildings and I was going to be an architect and design glorious buildings. It was the whole sci-fi thing, I read too many of those novels where their space ship is alive. And I guess I watched too much Farscape. But yeah, thus dude is so cool. I love the cathartic experience in blogs, it’s like you become the person that’s writing the journal, like you’re writing in your own blog as a different person. I just love it. But anyway, here’s the dude’s site:

cool dude’s site

I wish I actually did things, but I guess I’m just too much of a writer to actually experience things. I’m a voyeur. Hmm, I love the design of cool dude’s site. Maybe I should simplify my website, even on a superficial level. But the thing is, the more I think about it, it’s hard to resist the temptation that everything–that all these choices in our lives–that everthing is superficial. Darn I love quoting movies. Bonus Darius points of you can identify it! And not you, Josh. We just watched it last week. You are exempt.

OMG, I just found the funniest thing on this other dude’s blog:

http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html

It’s a list of the 100 worst porn movie titles. SO funny. Well, I should get started on my “how to remove solitaire from one’s computer” post. Why? Because I can.