Monthly Archives: August 2005

at work…sorta…again… 0

I just got to work, and there are like no files to process at all. And the chick that I’m taking over for is here. Why? I just don’t fucking get it. It’s a one-person job, if anything.

I brought JTHM to read, and I’m blogging, so I feel like a real slacker.

And not to mention that right before I jetted over here, I had to cram this mini turkey baster of antibiotic down my cat’s throat. That’s not the sucky part. The sucky part is that after I was done, he shook his head back and forth. What I didn’t notice until I got out of the car at my work is that the antibiotic is white. And now it looks like someone took a glorious cumshot all over my fucking leg. What a way to make a first impression, Darius.

Okay. Back to JHTM.

creepy dream 0

I had this really strange dream last night. It started out where I was in some place and this woman stuck this big needle in my arm to measure my blood pressure or something, and by the time she was done there was big pool of blood in the crook of my arm, and she was talking about how I had really low blood pressure and how I should see a doctor. So I sought out a doctor, who happened to be the actor that played Dr. Montague in that movie The Haunting. He was really creeping me out, and it turned out he had super powers… but not in the Superman sense…but in the Dracula sense. He was really freaking me out by like teleporting around and fucking with my head. He ended up driving me and some other people somewhere, but I was the one driving and I didn’t want to go.

So when we stopped the car and he got out I turned the car around and started driving the other way but immediately he teleported back and tried to make me drive it the way he wanted to go so me and these other peopl got out of the car and I guess we had been drinking so we were running and being all strange and then the creepy Dr. Montague guy was running after us and we just had to keep running and so everybody was snorting out of this little bag of methamphetamine (becuase Sara had been talking about how meth was the new cool thing at the high school) and they handed it to me and I took this giant snort of it and I thought to myself “what the fuck? I would never do methamphetamines? And then my nose started to burn like hell (because one of my friends told me that that’s what happens when you snort it) and so I just kept running and then I woke up.

It was a very unnerving dream.

we can make it tall or we can make it not so tall! 1

> Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
> Rob D. – Clubbed to Death [Kurayamino Mix]
> Miss Kittin & The Hacker – Flexibility

Oh my god. Amanda and her sister and I had SO much fun last night! OMG. We stayed up until seven in the morning coming up with incredible band names and laughing our asses off. It’s the most fun I’ve had in months. We watched Cannibal the Musical and it was incredibly funny! Trey Parker and Matt Stone did it (the people that did South Park).

My cat Sukiaki Tsunami had surgery done on his ear which had been messed up/infected for like a year. It turns out that the ear was cancerous or something and had to be removed. Now he has this weird bloody cauliflower ear vagina thing. He’s the cutest cat ever, but that ear just makes me want to puke. I would post a picture of him, but all of the photos I took after the surgery he looks all groggy and weird. He’s currently in the guest bedroom. After I’m done with this post I will retire to that room and read Survivor, which Amanda’s sis graciously lended me.

My father has been pressing me for details ever since he found out yesterday that my mother is visiting. I feel like saying “if you’re so interested, why didn’t you get to know her when you two were married, you bastard.”

But I digress. I’m going to have to wait on this cat hand and foot for at least a week. Curses. My mom is hanging out with one of her friends, I guess we’re going to do something before I go to work. I’m neglecting my kitty. GEE WILLIKERS, isn’t that ENJOYABLE? lol. Must go. Notes from last night:

McGuyver of dildos/bongs

Schpedoinkle!

You’re talking while you’re peeing!?

Build a snowman

You sure like the carpet

Kris II christmas tree star

Like a dying chipmunk…

Blueberry IZZE

Abandoned mental hospital shocking device

Fat chick in the Rob Zombie vid

WHEN I SAY BALL, I MEAN BALL!

coolness 0

I was looking for inexpensive ways to trick out my PC, and came across this mofo:

http://www.aerocool.us/p-peripheral/gatewatch/gatewatch.htm

I always wanted a fan controller, because my computer runs really really loudly. I am loving those two new fans, the system is running at least 10° cooler now…or in my installation of the fans I moved the temp. sensor to somewhere cooler. I installed the two fans in the front of the computer to suck air in the front and blow out towards the back, creating actual air flow through the case, instead of just the two fans at the back blowing air out. I also moved my hard drive down into the path of the two new fans, so they are both cooling the hard drive and increasing airflow through the case. Oh yeah.

But on the con side, my computer is running even more loudly… I can even hear it with my headphones on. so I’m thinking that the fan controller might be a really good idea, when the computer isn’t very hot, it would turn down the fan speeds. And that one I linked to above is totally cool, with a HUGE LCD display. and it would monitor the temperature of not just my case temperature, but I could stick gauges on my hard drive and processor heat sink. I just need to see if the four channels of 1.7 amps can take all of my seven fans. I need to ask my dad with the difference between voltage and amperage is. He always tells me, and I never remember. Actually, a better question would be what the voltages or amperages of my fans actually are. Puzzling. Well, if it doesn’t work I could just send it back. I think I will buy that for myself next month.

Crap, it’s so late. I’m going to be SO tired when me and Amanda hang out tomorrow night. I have to get up at nine to take my cat Sukiaki Tsunami to the vet.

I just voyaged into my digital photo collection to find a pic of Suki, and inadvertently found a bunch of cool photos I want to tone up in Photoshop. I really shouldn’t do that, because I need to go to sleep. I told one of my coworkers about finding the Insipid Coworker of Doom’s blog. He said that he saw her writing in it at work. What a loser. If I don’t get to blog at work, nobody does. GRR. What a fucking slacker. Anyway, I need to sleep. I’m going to e-mail him her URL tomorrow with the title “for your amusement/horror.”

What I really want to do is say that I sorta have a crush on him, but that would be totally unprofessional. And how do you work that into an email anyway? Questions for the ages. Fuck the ages. I need sleep.

fans 0

I just bought two new fans for my case, once I realized yesterday that there were room for two 80mm intake fans. I’m going to install them now. I hope they will improve airflow in my case and cool the mofo down. Wish me luck!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 1

TECHNORATI.COM IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sweetlyssa/

OMG. OMG. OMG.

grr. 0

I hate Crescent City.

Nothing can stop– 1

I just watched that movie that Ben lent me (Bend it like Beckham). It was cute. That’s about it.

My mom was hanging out with one of her friends today, and she didn’t call me. However, Kelly and Dan did call me. They found an amazing apartment. And of course I’m not ready to move yet. I hope they don’t give up on me. I’m so close to having the money!

I need to start shopping for jobs down there. My The Living End DVD has been parked in front of my monitor since yesterday. I need to force myself to believe that there’s some guy that will like me. Or at least want to fuck on a regular basis. And that movie gives me hope. And I have no idea why.

I did the three mile loop near my house on my bike. I’ve been riding more lately. I tend to really get in shape when I think I might die alone. I also started listening to Kylie Minogue again. I haven’t liked her ever since she got famous in the United States. Perhaps it’s nostalgia.

Ben called me today to ask me about this project that we were going to do for a friend of ours (we’d be paid, of course). He would do the artwork, and I would put it together on the computer and lay it out. I told him I was still interested, but he kept the conversation very short. I guess he doesn’t like me anymore either. I wonder what they hate about me. I see all these people that have flaws that are so obvious… and I wonder if I’m just like them, bumbling ahead through milieu after milieu, not realizing what a horrible asshole I am. I really doubt it, but no one can ever see themselves as a villain. As a monster. But I suppose I am my own monster. Let me quote my favorite character. If you know who it is (without Googling), you get Darius brownie points.

______: “Don’t you put the past in a room, in the cellar, and lock the door and just never go in there? Because that’s what I do. Then you meet someone special and all you want to do is toss them the key, say open up, step inside, but you can’t because it’s dark and there are demons and if anybody saw how ugly it was…”

[...]

______:”I keep wanting to do that – fling open the door – let the light in, clean everything out. If I could get a huge eraser and rub everything out…starting with myself…the thing is, Peter, if…”

Peter: “No key?”

I fantasize that they hate me, but the reality is that I probably just melted out of their lives. I can’t really imagine anyone hating me for any logical reason.

In that novel that I just read, the main character gives this interesting speech about how people always seek to find their tribe, and now with the advent of the Internet, it’s much much easier to find people that you can relate to.

A little sort of irony about the book is that he had to live on Eastern standard Time, but in no portion of the book did he consider actually living on the East Coast. That would have solved all the problems. No sleepdep.

Next book run (next week, if I finish all the ones I am going to get this week) I’m getting:

Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid – Douglas R. Hofstadter

Neuromancer (Remembering Tomorrow) – William Gibson

Ender’s Game (Ender Wiggin Saga) – Orson Scott Card

Any suggestions? I guess I should make a page on books I’ve read. I’m too lazy. I need to go to sleep.

I have this headache that just won’t fucking go away. Damn it.

done. 0

Just finished the coolness that is EST. It was a pretty fun ride. It was nice to live a few months as another person in the future in an afternoon. Whoa. It’s 5:30. I must go ride my bike after this food digests.

lol 0

“I have so little in common with them that it’s like hanging out with time travelers from the least-interesting historical era imaginable.”

–Cory Doctorow, “Eastern Standard Tribe”

And I password-protected my pathetic rant. Sorry.