OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

My iPod with video is supposed to arrive Friday!!!!! OMG!!! *spooge*

I simply can’t wait. Tonight I downloaded every iPod commercial ever made and added them to a special playlist to play right after I get my new pod. Of course, I downloaded my very favorite commercial ever, the one where they used the Daft Punk song? Apple has such amazing marketing gurus. Daft Punk is like… the best electronic band ever. My lust for an iPod started with this commercial.

Watch the one that started it all.

I can barely contain my glee!!!

In other news, I’ve developed a super-crush on this hot straight guy that I keep seeing around when I walk to lunch. SO fucking hot. *sound of inexpressible lust* The voice is screaming in my head “I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.” But no. Must contain myself. Not hump random hot strangers. I hate straight guys. They’re so…unattainable.

I’ve been talking to Ripley again, and it’s really not helping my desire to have sex with hot guys. It’s been like…too long. I don’t even care if they’re hot right by now, just give me someone that is mildly intelligent and not fat. Is that too much to ask? why does everyone else get to play with warm squishy places and not me? I fucking swear. I want to become a eunuch. If all the time I spent jerking off was spent doing something productive…even just reading…I would have a Ph.D. by now. Hm. I think I’m a bit aroused by this delicious Power Mac G5 promotional video I watched earlier. And those iPod commercials. Shit, it’s almost 3 AM. What to do.

Let’s see… what happened today. Oh yeah! Joe e-mailed me back! I was so happy I read the message like three times. I was at work until some obscene hour…I believe it was 12:30. I got home and made myself some tacos, watched some Daria, and now it’s 2:54 A.M. well, I know what video is going to be the first one that gets on to my iPod.

My wisdom teeth have been bothering me this week. I need to have them removed, but I have a feeling that’s going to be expensive. I don’t feel like I’m old enough to be doing adult like things, like finding a dentist. Maybe I just need to grow up.

I really need to stop listening to Sneaker Pimps. It’s making it want to go out and start some shit. I don’t know what I would end up doing, but I’m sure that I would have to refer to it with an expletive. It’s very “get up and go do a drug deal” or “soundtrack to the aftermath of a gang murder.” Oh, Joe said that I should go to this web site at 2 AM. I’m going to do it now. Well, actually I think I’m going to save that for a rainy day.

To my delight, my memory should arrive tomorrow. I’m hoping it will make my system blazing fast(er). I’m doubling the memory, so I should see at the very least some marginal boost in performance. I really need to go to sleep. Staying up this late every day and working this late is destroying me. My wrists hurt almost all the time (and it’s only Tuesday), and I am completely exhausted all the time. I was actually almost falling asleep at the plant tonight. It wasn’t such a big deal, because everything that I had to do was done, but I didn’t want to wake up at 2:30 a.m. there, drooling all over myself. That would have blown hardcore.

Cool things I’m going to put on my iPod with video: “Ball”, the Zapruder film, the G4 cube ad, the iPod ads. Any suggestions as to any other video that would be incredibly cool to have on there besides the myriad music videos I already have?

I wanted to put some porn on it, just for the novelty of it, but I always have that fear that I will have to show off my pod to my grandma or something and I will hit the wrong button. Hell, I’ll put some on it before I go to Sac this xmas/new year’s. It will have to be something really vanilla though. Maybe some Sean Cody. Pornography allows you to explore depravities that would normally probably be revolting through the comfortable distance of the cathode ray tube. In short: I would probably be embarassed if I put on there the porn that really turned me on. Porn is such a personal thing. I’m noticing that a lot of my Sean Cody videos have suddenly become corrupted… or they’ve always been like that. I will have to investigate when I have more time to devote to such things.

I listened to the Propellerheads almost all day today. That’s one thing I’ve got to say about CDs, once you stick one in the CD player, you are committed to it. No swapping CDs when you’re going 65 mi. an hour. But with a swipe of the thumb over the click wheel of the iPod, you can be instantly in another musical universe. I must say with the ease of switching to something else that you think you want to listen to, songs that you might want to hear but are just not in the mood for get shuffled away. Anyway, I’m about halfway through Snow Crash. I don’t really like one of the two main characters, so I’m a bit lukewarm as to loving the book, but it has some really interesting ideas and I’m already halfway through, so I hope he will rally with a great finish.

As I was driving home today, I couldn’t help but think about how I get paid to sit around and move files around a G5. I can’t put into words how wonderful that is. True, it’s only a single core G5 1.8, but it has the wonder of OS X that I get to play with. It’s not as wonderfully slick as Tiger, but Panther is still pretty fun to fool around with.

I need to change my template. I hate this one. Oh well. I remember I had some thought when I was reading Amanda’s blog earlier today, but it escapes me.

Oh gosh, my mother now has this online boyfriend of sorts and she tells me all this stuff that he says. I hope she doesn’t meet this guy. Correction: I hope this guy isn’t a psycho.

I hate the way I’ve been living. I can’t wait to feel rested every day. Only 1 1/2 half more weeks. I just have to think of the wonderfully gigantic paycheck I’m going to get. Crap, I need to get a case for my iPod. I was going to do that today, but I totally forgot. Fuck it. I’m too tired. Inform me, ubercool masses, of your ideas for what videos I should put on my iPod! Hasta.

PS: these posts will probably get more and more inexplicable and random every day as I get less and less sleep.