Monthly Archives: March 2006

Party… 0

It’s Friday, and we’re supposed to have this amazing party tonight, but at 2:30 in the afternoon it seems quite doubtful. I need to take a shower and go do something, but what that something should be is quite elusive. It’s particularly annoying because for months I’m going to wish I was back in this moment, in Kelly’s house with friends about to get the party started. Oh well, I’m having such a great time even an afternoon of pensive ennui seems golden if it takes place here.

I need to charge the batteries in my camera if we are going to have a party though.

Oh, tomorrow we’re going to San Francisco! I can’t wait. It’s going to be the most fun I’ve had in days. I think I need a new pair of pants though. Perhaps that will be today’s quest. Eh, first I need to take a shower.

Last night’s Chris photoshoot was SO freaking funny! Everyone should have been there.

The Beautiful Douches. 0

And they say that you need to have alcohol to have fun…

(From last Saturday’s party.)

Sexy photos. 0

The sex.

How did you spend your Thursday night?

Downtown yesterday. 1

yes! 0

> Tool – Forty-six and two
> Autolux – Turnstyle Blues
> theSTART – Shakedown!

Omg. Kelly is my soulmate. I LOVE HER TASTE IN MUSIC!

We went to the mall and rocked out to “Turnstyle Blues,” “Shakedown,” and Queens of the Stone Age. We stopped at Journey’s and I picked up my new super-trendy shoes, went over and cruised B&N, talked about how doubleplusungood it was, and hummed “Turnstyle Blues” the whole time.

After that, we went to Adalberto’s to meet Devin and rocked the Mexican food. We went back to Kelly’s and watched all the videos from our sexy party last weekend, including Memoridouchia, which I will put on YouTube soon. Devin and everybody rocked out to March of the Pigs, then he went home after watching more random YouTube vids. Christen decided to cross-dress Chris, so we’re in the throes of that right now. I’ll upload pics as soon as this amusing escapade concludes.

I’m feeling great. Grammie is a douche hat, and I will always be cool. *prances around in trendy new shoes*

I need a checkered tie now. That would be the ultimate mod outfit. (Did I mention my life goal is to become a mod artist and live in Paris?)

I’m kinda bored and tired. But at least I have cool new shoes and I rocked out to great music with cool people. That’s all I need…to know someone who likes the same music as me. I’ve realized that’s the only thing missing in my current list of Crescent City “friends.”

Well I’d better get into the bathroom, Christen is doing Chris’s makeup, and I think he’s going to look fabulous.

HELL. 1

I fucking hate Grammie. She is a cocksucking whorebag slut and I hate her more than anything the whole fucking world.

The audacity…that a free dinner at Black Angus and some stupid banter about the family would fix all the family feuds she caused. What a cunt.

Kelly and I are going to go drown our sorrows in copies at Kinkos, sushi, and I’m gettin’ some zapatos nuevos. I know that’s terrible Spanish, but my grandma pisses me off. I hate that I have to pretend that I love her. *keyboard smash of exasperation*

And we’re off.

Grammie, Safeway, hot guys, et al. 0

> NIN – Metal
> theSTART – Shakedown!

Thursday already. Me and Chris are hanging out and surfing Wikipedia…I think today’s research topic is luxury car brands. Or, “luxury car brands not bought by Ford.” Fucking Ford.

We just got back from going to Safeway. It’s odd…I know my way around this place now. And it only took like six days. I don’t know why, but today I’m feeling hypersexed. From this random guy in Safeway with an iPod to this scene kid that I spied on the drive back, I simply want to fuck everyone in the world. I never get like this…perhaps all that lack of privacy is beginning to take a toll on my endocrine system.

I’m supposed to hang out with Grammie today. She might cancel her plans for today, but she won’t know until 5 p.m.

I guess it’s a good thing that I’ve rediscovered my sex drive. For the last month or so I just wasn’t interested in anybody…maybe it has to do with the severe lack of guys in Crescent City. But now all I want to do is cruise Barnes and Noble for potential existential fuck buddies. I have decided to get those shoes though. And perhaps a whole new outfit. Hey, you only live once.

Well, the wrists are hurting…I should go. Don’t know what I’ll do. Maybe I’ll go to the mall or something. Nah, Grammie is supposed to call in less than forty minutes. If she didn’t have money, I don’t think I would ever talk to that kooky bitch. And that makes me feel cheap.

But then again what else is new.

Wed. 0

I’m totally out of clothes. They’re currently washing. I said I’d call my grandma today, but I don’t want to call her until I get new glasses (she said she’d pay for them when I talked to her yesterday). I need to call the glasses place, but that’s currently kinda pointless since I have no clothes to wear. My god…I finished bleaching my hair last night. It looks so freaking strange. I’m enjoying it for right now, but I’m going to dye it back when I get home.

I brought my USB headset and I was going to make a bunch of podcasts when I was down here, but there are always other people in the house so I can’t express myself “anonymously.” Something like that. Me and Kelly and Christen and Chris are going to get sushi tonight. It should be delicious. I’ve decided to not reinvent my look. I don’t have that kind of cash. I do need to stock up on books though. I need to make a list.

Books to buy:
Patricia Highsmith – The Talented Mr. Ripley
Steve Aylett – Slaughtermatic (if I like the first few pages)
Douglas R. Hofstadter – Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
anything by James Ballard that I don’t own
something by Bret Easton Ellis
anything by Amy Hempel
Simone de Beauvoir – The Ethics of Ambiguity
Michio Kaku – Hyperspace

Movies to buy:
Happiness

Zapatos. 2

Do you think I could pull these shoes off? I ogled them in Journeys today.

Shoes

I think I’m going to buy them…there’s no way to not be trendy. I should delight in selling out.

Lazy days, Sac, bleach, Becky, and parties. 0

I’m having a great time here in Sacramento, and I’m taking a moment to use the handwriting recognition features on Kelly’s G5. However, writing takes ten times longer than typing so I’m giving up right now. Chris is in the shower, Kelly is at work, and Christen just left for work. This is the first time I’ve sorta had to myself since I’ve gotten here. This trip has been SOOO fun. I wish I could hang out with Kelly and the gang all year long.

We went to the Apple Store yesterday and played around with the new Mac Minis and iMacs. They are SO damn fast and SO damn sexy. I have realized that I can’t cope with a Mac Mini. They are too slow. However, I remember that I didn’t check how much RAM that Mac Mini I was playing with had, and it might have been the base model with only 512MB. If so, then it would totally be fast enough if I upgraded it to 1GB. I felt sort of sick this morning, but I always do when I go on trips…especially here. Eating at random hours and solely subsisting on Denny’s food kills my digestive system.

Last night me and Christen decided to bleach ourselves blonde. I did hers first, and we didn’t have enough bleach left for me. However, she is like, very close to platinum blonde. One more application and she will look super-amazing. (omg! Chris just made me waffles! How nice!) Anyway, I sort of planned to go over to Grammie’s today…but she’s evil so I don’t know.

Living here makes me realize how much I take my privacy for granted. Ah, the days when I could masturbate whenever I wanted! Alas, there are five people living here in Kelly’s two-bedroom apartment. It’s a bit cramped. I don’t really mind though, it’s a fun experience being around other people all the time.

Ho weird…my wrists aren’t hurting. Maybe it’s because I haven’t typed in months. Let’s see…what else have we done. We drove around blasting NIN and all sorts of other music, got Starbucks, went to the Arden Mall…I can’t think of anything else that hasn’t been accomplished. Oh yeah, I was going to get books and shoes. Eh, maybe tomorrow. I’ve slated today as Grammie day and I should follow through.

My GOD. I SO miss hanging out with Becky. She is totally my heterosexual love slave! On a similar note, I’m disturbed by the similarities I see between me and Lacey. We went over to her house for this random barbecue a few days ago. Eh, whatever. I’m not Lacey.

It has been like nonstop party ever since I got here, and I suppose I should be looking forward to some sober contemplation, but it seems to be an unwelcome change of pace. I talked to my mom today on Skype, my grandma is really sick and my mom wants me to send her a postcard. I should do that.

I guess I should have a lot more to talk about, but the mellowness of this day eclipses any passion I might have to write. Oh well. I think I’m going to list the random inside jokes that have accumulated so far and then go see my grandma.

*random inside jokes*

BITCH!

Lazarus.