I was looking at my shower while I was brushing my teeth, and there were these weird handprints on the side of the shower. I kept brushing my teeth, pondering where they could have come from, and then I was all “Oh yeah, I had sex in this shower a few weeks ago.” It was the wierdest thought.
I don’t think of myself as promiscuous, but I guess I must be.
I get the Sac paper every day. Do you want me to keep my eyes open for you? Along what lines?