I, Darius Capulet, am leaving Crescent City in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Six at prescisely eight o’clock ante meridien.
I shall arrive in Chico at two o’clock to call upon the indomitably affable Molly and family at their lakeside chalet. In the evening I shall attend Madame Kelly’s gathering. She has not sent word as to where the affair will take place. However, the locations she frequents are known to me and I do have the luxury of sending her a telegram upon my arrival. I presume Mr. Devin, back from Los Angeleshire will be attending. On this voyage I also fully intend to call on my dear grandmother at her manor in Carmichael, preferably before Madame Kelly’s gathering. It would be prudent for the servants to unpack my things from the carraige at my grandmother’s manor while I enjoy a bit of bridge or polo before I continue on.
The servants were almost unable to fit my posessions in the carraige this afternoon. I had to help them liquidate the contents of one suitcase and spread the contents in between the other parcels. I was not amused.
As one final task, my father has requested that I acquire and reproduce for him the manual of operations for the cellular telephone I am to mail him upon my arrival in fair Sacramento.
However, with the antiquated equipment at my disposal, it may take all night for the reproduction of the manual to be complete…the current rate is one page every fifteen minutes.
My dear friends, I bid you adieu.
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your leaving us? :( i hope your happier where you are moving to though.. I always loved listening to you complain about crescent city.