I. Just. Met. The. Coolest. Guy.

Ever.

He needs to come to my house and whisper sweet Fedora source code nothings into my ear.

We have the same graphics chip in our computers.

Why do I find that sexy?

> Massive Attack - Three

So. It’s July.

I can’t believe it.

The semester here starts August 21.

What the hell am I going to do until then?

(Besides wish I could cuddle with Jeff.)

I’m thinking of posting a want ad for a cuddle buddy on Craigslist.

I think that would be wildly postmodern.

Save me from this coma.