> Massive Attack - Group Four [this is like...my theme song]
> LCD Soundsystem - Too Much Love
Oh my GAWD. We went to a gay club tonight. Not freaking Club West, a REAL gay club. It was fucking insane. I have never seen so many half-naked guys in my life.
And I have never heard a worse DJ. I was like, Kevin, please come and save me! The dude wasn’t even using the turntables. Anyway…I could throw a party that would put his to shame with just iTunes and my party mix.
I went with Katie, an old friend of me and Kelly’s from grade school.
This morning me and Kelly went out to eat with Grammie…mostly as laying out groundwork to ask for money, I suppose. After that we hung out with Katie for the first time since the high school days. I was talking about the club being tonight, and she was excited about it so we went! We were the only cool kids, we got there at like 9:30 and nothing was going on, we were the only people dancing in the beginning and we stayed there all night. It was crazy.
I met this guy named Lee who hung out with us for most of the night. I think he was hitting on me, but I wasn’t at all interested. I mean, he was an okay guy but he didn’t turn me on at all. I dared him to put a dollar in the boxers of this incredibly cute guy that was dancing on the bar and he did it! I am feeling SO oversexed right now after watching those guys hump each other all night. Thankfully, on my super-fast 6mb/s Internet connection I have a hard drive exploding with pornography.
Did I tell you guys about my plan? My plan is to never have real sex again, to just have webcam sex over iChat. Isn’t that masterful? I think it is.
Well, I can think of one person who it would blow my mind to have real sex with, but I imagine it would be so incredible that I can’t even picture it. I picture sex with him to me like some sort of tantric out-of-body experience in the sixteenth dimenson. But OMG! I finally met Jeff IRL!!!!!!!!!!!
He was at the club tonight! I was looking at this guy and it just clicked in my brain *holy crap, it’s Jeff!* we kind of gave each other the akward “oh…I’ve seen you naked online but never met you before” smile, and he said something over the blasting music about going to Denny’s or something…I dunno. He was with someone though, so I felt odd talking to him for the rest of the night. I sort of ignored him after we talked, but he left about a half-hour after I saw him.
But omg! I’m going to Club 21 (the one I went to tonight) with Adrian on Sunday! (or Saturday… I need to check my chat logs). I invited him via SMS, but he didn’t get the text :( I was talking so much about wanting to invite him that Katie took my phone and tried to call him. (I love you Katie!) Lol, anyway…I’m so damn tired.
My dad called me this morning at like noon (I usually get up at like four p.m.) and was asking me all these questions about the voicemail on the cell phone I sent him (it’s my old phone). And then ten minutes later it was my mom. I guess I shouldn’t feel overwhelmed, it’s good that people love me.
I need to write emails to people. I need to write the people at my old job and tell them how FUCKING WONDERFUL AND ORGASMICALLY INCREDIBLE this place is compared to Crescent City and all the stuff I’m doing. I feel weird writing them though because I haven’t registered for classes or gotten a new job yet, so it would probably just be a paragraph-long rant about how cool Adrian, Kelly and Noah are and how many hot gay guys there are here…which nobody wants to hear about. Seeing all those guys though…I kept thinking to myself, at least some of these guys are HIV+. That is so fucking scary. So hence, my no sex without computer ban is enacted…except for a select few. Few meaning one.
Okay, I’m officially making no sense. I really want my transcripts to show up tomorrow so I can go and register! I’m going to take the same human sexuality class as Kelly. That should be sweet. Well, I’m going to read some BEA (Bret Easton Ellis) and go to bed.
Omg! By the weekend my super-cute shirt I ordered should be here! I can’t wait to wear it to the club. I love saying that! *spasm of glee*