My mom.

“When it comes to sexuality, turtles are no slouch. I’ll never be the same again!”

“I saw this one immoral turtle screwing the other one *hissing noises* with his mouth open. I mean, they show the male turtle but they don’t show the female turtle. That’s sexist!”

“I just…never saw turtles fight before! I guess that’s what I get for watching Channel 13.”

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