“When it comes to sexuality, turtles are no slouch. I’ll never be the same again!”
“I saw this one immoral turtle screwing the other one *hissing noises* with his mouth open. I mean, they show the male turtle but they don’t show the female turtle. That’s sexist!”
“I just…never saw turtles fight before! I guess that’s what I get for watching Channel 13.”
I love the Channel 13 quote. I’m a big fan of CBS/CW in Sac and in the Bay. That made my day :)
It’s the Channel 13 in New Jersey, not here.