This is America’s political situation. In a one-minute video.

But yeah, tonight was the HorseCow party! It was so fun. Brian and Erin (his new boyfriend) came along with Drew and I.

Christen was wearing this amazing Peaches-esque outfit. Oh yeah, I have pictures! Must download them.

The satellite dish things are huge fountains, and the fire tree is in the foreground.

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Close-up of the fire trees.

The blushing bride ;)

Crowds around the fire penis thing.

The fire penis thing.

We had quite a fun night. We started out the night out meeting Erin and Brian at Elephant Bar. We traded dirty jokes and had some delicious food. Brian and I got Shirley Temples.

After that, we headed to the party. It was around seven, and it was a bit early. However, we started hanging out in the big dome area that Christen welded and had a bunch of staring contests. I don’t remember… it was kind of slow in the beginning, then as people started showing up drama happened. I was drinking out of my flask and nursing a beer when I noticed Scott.

I was all “oh my God, there’s Scott. Annie is going to be here in like five seconds.” No sooner did the words come out of my mouth, but as if on cue, Annie shows up. She had said “oh, you couldn’t pay me money to go.” Which meant that we were definitely going to see her.

I really wanted to punch the bitch, but we said hello and a bit later we all left.

I just figured out how to increase the priority of a program in windows XP. It was never useful before, as I was always running a bunch of programs, but since I’m in my virtual machine and I’m only using it for Dragon, I can assign Dragon a ridiculously high priority. The recognition is markedly faster now. W00t.

I have been trying to get into this band called Digitalism, and while two of their songs are catchy, they are trying too hard to be Daft Punk and not being very good out at it.

There was like a major drama going down the whole night and it was just beginning as we were leaving. After the party, I didn’t really feel like going to Trash Film Orgy, so I invited Drew to True Love and we played Battleship and sipped coffee drinks.

We were going to start playing Scattergories, but the place was about to close.

This party was my unofficial test of like whether this thing with Drew is going to work, and I actually had a whole bunch of fun. I think I was mostly angry that he wasn’t spending much time with me. I was telling Christen that I was going to get super drunk and tell him something… now I can’t remember what that was. I think that we talked about it. The “you’re ignoring me” thing, which he said was unintentional. Anyway, it was resolved, and I didn’t feel like saying anything mean. You know how you think that you’re going to tell someone what you really think and then you’re like wait…I like you…that is how I feel. Strange.

It was kind of sad, I was sipping from my flask the whole time I didn’t really even get buzzed. We didn’t stay late enough for the crazy shit to happen. Drew is so uptight…that’s the vibe that he gives off. He wouldn’t even dance. Well, it took me a while to be able to dance in front of strangers.

Christen basically had to threaten to cut Allen’s dick off before she could get him to come and say hi to us. He has such issues with me, and I have no idea why.

Fuck. It’s really hot and I’m going to go find some food in the kitchen.