Give me connectivity or give me death.

by A.

It’s 1:56 p.m.

I’m at American River College.

And I have absolutely no connectivity. I can’t believe it…a college where you have to pay $30 a month to use their wi-fi.

Bullshit.

I’m turning on the data plan on my phone when I get home.

Anyway, I’ve decided to take a math class. I’m going to get a permission number from the teacher,
or at least try.

I’m using this cool app called Nocturne to make my screen on my laptop black and white.

And I’m going to be using Smultron to take notes. I just realized that I didn’t take a binder or any paper, just my laptop. Um…probably a bad idea. I’ll pick up a few sheets at the ARC store.

My parking pass that I bought online never showed up, so I’m probably going to get another parking ticket today.

I’m staying away from the motorcycle parking forever. I went to put my jacket in the trunk and this hot betch on a white Vespa pulled up and parked right next to me. I was all AAH, MUST LEAVE. They had a helmet on, so I was convincing myself it was a girl, not a higher-level Vespa rider. I don’t feel like I have a lot of hit points today, even though I really do.

Here’s an overview of my equipment.

Express Pinstripe Slacks – +40 to corporate chic, -20 to ability to dupe bums into thinking you are poor

Express Jacket – +25 to armor, adds four slots to inventory, +30 to comfyness

Plain Black Gap T-Shirt of Invisibility – +10% to attack speed, adds 15 hit points, +1 skill level to Rogue “Invisibility” spell

Brand-new High-Top Converse of Walking +5% to walking speed, +10 damage to post-punk attacks.

Oh dear, my class is in 20 minutes. I should probably go find out where it is.