And this is not my life
There is not a single thing here that I recognize
And this is all a dream
And none of you are real
I’d give anything
I’d give anything
Categories: Ennui
I thought I’d post some funny voicemails I’ve gotten. Enjoy.
[audio:http://www.retroviral.net/audio/Heywhore.mp3]
One of my absolute favorites, left by Sam. I hear this one every time I’m done listening to all my new messages. (If you don’t get the joke, listen to “Sit on My Face” by Lords of Acid)
[audio:http://www.retroviral.net/audio/Dolla.mp3]
Another by Sam, incorporating like ten different in-jokes.
[audio:http://www.retroviral.net/audio/Beaarthur.mp3]
Bea Arthur (Sam)
[audio:http://www.retroviral.net/audio/Brian.mp3]
Received last week. We haven’t talked in months.
It’s one of those cry wolf too many times and the village won’t care things.
OH MY GOD I’M HAVING A HORRIBLE BREAKUP WITH JOHNNY COME OVER
They get back together the next day.
OH MY GOD I’M HAVING A HORRIBLE BREAKUP WITH JOHNNY COME OVER AGAIN
They get back together the next day.
OH MY GOD I’M HAVING A HORRIBLE BREAKUP WITH JOHNNY COME OVER AGAIN
They get back together the next day.
OH MY GOD I’M HAVING A HORRIBLE BREAKUP WITH JOHNNY COME OVER AGAIN
They get back together the next day.
Get the picture? Yeah.
So, the most awesome thing happened on my way home. My scooter was supposed to get to 10,000 miles that night, so I took a picture at 9,999.
And, um…then this happened.
I guess I had never realized that there weren’t enough decimal places for it to really roll over. Isn’t that crazy?
Categories: Ennui